Review of Jade of House of Divine, London

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St Johns Wood is a very nice area with plenty of interesting independent shops that I spent a bit of time browsing in as I was early for my consultation. There were lots of people around and I felt totally anonymous and was not worried of any prying eyes. There were numerous on-street parking spaces available dotted around but I am not sure on the costs or hours of enforcement.

HoD is a casual 10 minute walk away from the tube station and it was easy to find due to the precise instructions received from the maid earlier in the day.

The bedroom I was in was on the top floor and had a comfortable double bed with plenty of space in the room to spare. Shower facilities were good but were on a different level to the bedroom.

Jade is an adorable Brazilian specimen who has an out of this world body that her Zumba classes have helped keep in top condition. She is a shade over 5' tall in her bare feet and her beauty eclipses what is represented in her otherwise accurate photos. The sexy Brazilian tan lines that were fading have made a return and looked so hot, absolutely gostosa. The years of being black haired have now ended and she is now a gorgeous brunette. Age-wise she is in her 40s (only joking Jade!) but she does look a youthful mid 20s.

I have only decided to write this review as Jade mentioned that she occasionally reads them.

Following the path of a few other recent reviewers I went for a long appointment with Jade. Having had many good times with this angel previously I knew that the 3 hours would easily go by and I would also be able to totally relax.

Catching the train from Leicester I took advantage of the complimentary drinks and snacks offered which I regret as I ended up a bit wired from the caffeine and needing too many bathroom breaks. I was also slightly anxious prior to the meeting as I was not sure if Jade had forgiven me for doing something silly during the previous month.

I arrived at HoD and was greeted by the lovely maid who led me to the bedroom and gave me some orange juice. Jade shortly followed wearing some heart-stopping red lingerie and matching high heels. Even though I have seen Jade many times, I was left speechless and mumbled some kind of greeting before proceeding to share a nerve-calming hug and kiss. I think Jade had forgiven me but that is what Jade is like. We complimented one another on each others tans but I win this time as I was a shade darker (:P).

After a quick chat and more snogs, I was asked if I wanted a shower which I agreed to have. Jade asked if she could join me, and in my head I smoothly said "Sure" but in reality I may have squeaked some response which thankfully got her undressing and leading me to the bathroom.

After drying off we got down to the serious fun and lots of fun we did have. We humped and bumped around all over the room and sizeable bed. We certainly took advantage of the extra space the room had to offer and the mirror was always in the perfect position for me to admire Jade’s body from different angles. There was plenty of kissing in between which felt so naturally passionate and I especially love it when she clings on tightly whilst our tongues are entwined. When performing the canine ritual she occasionally leaned back and turned to me to give me some more cheeky kisses while I was still inside, an image that I have stored away for those lonely times! Jade is very flexible and dainty which certainly was a help in a number of positions.

During the breaks we had in between the action we had some lovely chats as conversations with Jade were so easy to have. I did jokingly question why I did not receive any choccies like the ones she gave to one lucky fellow client whose review I read. She did rummage around and eventually found and gave me an open pack of strawberry chewing gum that she did not like! I guess I must make more of an effort to see her more regularly to be worthy of the other goodies Jade has to offer.

Jade said I was killing her at one point but unfortunately it was not my sexual skill set that was killing her but the big laughs we were having. I was also shown the cutest, subtle move that she has in her repertoire (you know which one I mean, Jade!).

After more action and laughs later plus many trips to the bathroom for me, the 3 hours were up. The time really did sail by and I did not even get the massage I planned to have as I know Jade’s massages are amazing but I have only experienced a couple of times. One last hug and kiss and we went our separate ways. I was her last appointment and she had been busy all day but the energy she seems to possess astounds me.

During my train journey back home, I was smiling all the way and ended up randomly laughing out loud resulting in some strange looks from fellow travellers! In fact the following days at work I have had a cheesy grin permanently fixed on my face and I have been spontaneously laughing out loud now and again.

Jade has had a run of bad luck recently, so treat her especially well lads. Even with this bad fortune that she has run in to, she is still very positive and will never let anything negative spoil her optimistic outlook on life or let it affect her work or her clients’ experience.

I already have addiction to Jade and I may have acquired an addiction to 3 hour consultations! Definitely a big recommendation from me to go for the longer sessions.

See you when you get back from your visit home, Miss Jade. Have a safe journey. Your naughty boy!