Review of Jade of House of Divine, London

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Usuals, discreet and clean

Just like the photos, but the previous descriptions led me to expect someone almost half her size; certainly in heels she was around 5'6, maybe 5'3 in stockinged feet. Cracking enhanced boobs, very pretty face. Not an ounce of fat on her, lovely slim figure.

Unfortunately I was running late - 10 minutes into a 30 minute booking isn't too clever by any stretch - I curse those who think it's acceptable to schedule meetings at 4.30 with no notice. It's not like I could say why I needed to shoot off on time...

So I arrived disheveled, out of breath, stressed; particularly after the day I'd had. However, we still crammed a fair bit into those 15 minutes... she greeted me with lots of DFK (lovely tongue) then a wonderful slow, deep OWO with plenty of attention to shaft & balls; then a few minutes of 69 (sweet, sweet pussy and more deep OWO) followed by doggy, on her side with one leg over my shoulder (yowzer), then finished with cowgirl with her gorgeous boobs in my face.

Alas it was all over far too soon, but despite my profuse apologies Jade still apologised for turfing me out at 6.30 - it was all my fault for arriving so late!

I wish we had had the full 30 minutes (or ideally longer, of course), but Jade still managed to make our short time together feel fantastic; all my previous stresses about meetings, the office, the tube etc melted away and I left the flat feeling so relaxed.

Thank you Jade, and apologies again for my lateness. I only hope we can meet again under less rushed circumstances xx