Review of Jade of House of Divine, London

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The flat is in the basement and in a fairly discreet spot although you may have to wait a minute if there are people walking by. HoD 2 feels a bit run down to be honest. Didn't bother me too much but will probably go to HoD 1 next time. Also had to do the 'hide in bathroom' routine while another punter arrived shortly after as there is no separate waiting room. Not sure why they don't try to stagger arrivals - I wouldn't have minded arriving 10-15min earlier or late if they would have asked me to avoid this issue. The bedroom was relatively small abd had some music playing with a stool to put your clothes on. Bathroom felt a bit worn out. Not high-end but has all the basics

Jade was dressed in black lingerie, black stockings and high heels. Very pretty sight. She is relatively short (not much taller than 5' without heels) but with a very tight and tanned Brazilian body and very nice (enhanced) breasts. HoD describes her as a pocket rocket which I would agree with. I think she would be late 20's. In my opinion, Jade has a great personality and is very easy to talk to. Super friendly.

I initially wanted to go to HoD 1 as the location is much more convenient for me (and apparently also nicer) but I decided to go with Jade at HoD 2 in the end because she had lots of good reviews (including on this forum) – Jade was only available at HoD 2 during my chosen punting window.

Made the booking over the phone and was asked to re-confirm morning of the day of the booking which I did. I made a 1-hour booking – didn’t want to be rushed in 30min.

Arrived a bit too early and walked around the block a few times to calm down a bit (note there is also a pub nearby in case you want to wait there if arriving early). Entered the flat 5min before my booking time and was greeted by a friendly lady.

Sat down for a minute and was offered a water or OJ - took a water. Then met Jade who was dressed in black lingerie, black stockings and high heels. Very pretty sight. Nice greeting kiss as well. Undressed, got a towel and then was shown to the separate bathroom (no en-suite). Quick shower and went back to start un-wrapping and properly appreciating Jade.

However, 2min in, had a funny situation where the other punter accidentally tried to walk into our room while we were in DFK - maybe on purpose? Hahaha. Only opened the door a little bit before realising his mistake but I still saw him for a second. I didn't mind (would have said hello in fact) but can understand if some people would be upset. Obviously Jade was a bit shocked and felt pretty bad but tried to re-assure her that it was no big deal and I didn't mind. But it does show you that HoD 2 certainly has its shortcomings in a venue.

Started with DFK again while she was gently stroking me and then explored her body with some kisses and my tongue as well before we moved to the bed. Very clean and tasted great. Beautiful smooth skin. Once on the bed, she gave me OWO before I gave her some RO, then switched to 69 before she covered me and we continued with CG to start for a while. Then mish when I had my first pop. Her OWO is nice and strong and she also goes deep at times and doesn't forget the balls. Good eye contact too and she uses the mirror for you to appreciate the view.

We relaxed for a bit and chatted / cuddled for 5-10min to recover. Jade has a great personality and is very easy to talk to. Super friendly in my opinion. Talked a bit about her goals, family, Brazil, vacations, etc and good to hear she is working towards something.

Round 2 started with some more very pleasurable OWO (great eye contact again), followed by reverse CG (loved that one!), doggy (me standing beside the bed), then mish with her legs on my shoulders and then switched to another position (don't know the name). That well-positioned mirror can be a lot of fun. At this point, I was getting pretty hot and starting to sweat a bit so laid back with Jade continuing to work hard with OWO. She then started to massage my prostate as well and brough me to a powerful second pop with 10min left. Clean up, had a nice relaxing chat / cuddle to finish, quick shower and left pretty much on the dot after the hour with a big happy smile on my face.

Very nice GFE experience with lots of fun and play. Thank you Jade. I would also very much recommend her but maybe go to HoD 1 instead if you like a classier venue and want to avoid any awkward situations.