Review of Effy of House of Divine, London

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Quick 10min uber ride in traffic from my hotel near Waterloo- easy to find address and discreet. Room was nice and clean, expected from the reviews of the House of Divine venues. Skipped the shower since I had showered that morning. Only complaint was the room we were in was next to the entrance/exterior stairwell so every new client I could hear buzz and get greeted- but luck of the draw I suppose so YMMV

Effy was absolutely stunning, slim but muscular with small natural breasts... you definitely could tell she did acrobatics/dancing, as her body was very tight in the right places, while still having an ass that leaves a mark on your brain. Hair has changed since the photos, but definitely suits her well so not a bad thing. Not sure why some other reviewers had issues with her face- i found her adorable with a wonderful girl next door look but those blue eyes can melt you.

Effy greeted me with a hug and light kiss that was welcoming and let me feel more at ease. As most of the reviews stated- she is soft spoken but extremely friendly and warm.

Greeted by an older women that I assume took my appt, and she ushered me into a room and said Effy would be in shortly and offered me a drink.

I took some water and checked out the room; but within a minute or so, Effy entered. She greeted me with a hug and kiss and sat on the bed. She then gave me a deeper FK (dont think youd classify as DFK) and she slowly removed her clothes. She noted she does offer OWO and CIM, before slowly stroking me with her hand and taking me into mouth. BBBJ was phenomenal and it was not long before I requested continuation in 69 which she happily obliged. She tasted wonderful and clean, which was great as I felt her slowly tremble on each lick as she continued the BBBJ. I felt myself getting close to losing it early, so held back as she threw a condom on and asked what position I wanted. I motioned for her to hop on top and she gladly followed. Her combination of gyration and slow up and down sliding was an absolute delight, with her slim body made a pleasure to watch.

I turned her over and we began missionary before another change into doggy. Sex was great but in my mind and after the other reviews, I stopped to hopefully finish in the BBBJ with the CIM (which Effy pleasantly reminded me was an option).

Unfortunately this was my major mistake, as my constant slowing and withholding, I ran out of time (note that I noticed this, not Effy, and I was the one that ended it as I knew her next client was waiting; see door issue; and it wasnt going to happen before I would ultimately get the boot from management...)

We chatted as I dressed and she gave me a light kiss and walked me to the door.

I can definitely see why Effy books up so quickly, sometimes the week before, and will be kicking myself for awhile for not doing the full hour. I have punted around with agencies twice in London the last two months while there for work, and as expected from the reviews, HoD did not disappoint. While other agencies advertise the GFE or certain looks (My past two outcalls were bait and switches that were nightmares), HOD delivered and knocked it out of the park with Effy.

I am in London frequently for work, and will definitely look forward to coming back; especially if I am able to get another time with Effy.