Review of Effy of House of Divine, London

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Basement flat 10 minutes walk from Victoria, clean enough, the maid offered me water on arrival which i chose over fruit juice. Toilet clean enough which appeared to be regularly checked.

Quite tall and thin with small breasts. British from the south east region she was clearly spoken and highly observant with strong eye contact in a quietly confident type of way. Her figure is that of a classical dance or aerialist acrobat. Not quite as glamorous as her photos unlike other HOD girls.

Effy warmly received me when she came into the room. She is easy to talk to but not bubbly and full of jokes like some of the other girls. She observed that I recognise the seasons in the colour of my clothes and likewise she was in a plum dress which she took off and we kissed. I undressed and lay on the towel and she was sensitive in her blow job technique and very gentle with my balls. Her tattoos are a bit distracting and are not particularly sexy in where they are positioned. Kind of a bit quirky like an artist. I guess they suit some guys as she is virtually impossible to book! So much so that i don’t actually think I’d be able to book her again. She offers come in the mouth on the web page so perhaps that is the reason. I asked her to ride me and was expecting grinding but instead it was a porn star type of fuck which surprised me. I took her from behind which on this punt was the best part of the sex side of things she responded well to my gust and tempo and i tried to switch it away from just pumping away to some more grinding strokes. I got on top of her and it was here that she felt so light and airy as if she could literally float on the bed as if she held the weight of a feather. I managed to cum but it was not one of my more explosive orgasms. Her attitude is great but she is not super bubbly although she is intelligent in a kind of quirky artistic type of way. We chatted a little at the end as we had to remain in the room as her next client had arrived and he had to be managed away out of my view and me his.

My verdict I’m glad for the punt as she was open minded and fun to be naked with but she probably wouldn’t be my preferred choice given the amazing selection at the HOD. Having said that I’m not confident I’d be able to get in any case as she is super booked up on every day she works with her regulars. I had to really get in quick as soon as she was announced to be working that day on the HOD website and book 5 or six days in advance which with my work schedule is a challenge and part of the reason I punt in the first place. Certainly I’ve not met a working girl quite like her before! You’ll have to make up your own mind if you can book her.