Review of Effy of House of Divine, London

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Relatively small, clean basement level flat 5 minutes walk from Victoria train Station. Located on a main, but quiet, street.

Absolutely beautiful woman in her early to mid 20s. Slim with small but perfect, pierced (though she had removed her piercings) breasts. Lots of tattoos. Softly spoken and very easy to talk too. Her eyes are quite possibly her best feature, they are absolutely stunning. Pussy was shaved though there was some stubble present and very nice pert bum.

I arrived 15 minutes early to my appointment and was extremely nervous as this was my first, and so far only, time I have visited an escort. Pressed the doorbell and after about 20 seconds was greeted by a very friendly maid who greeted me by name. She offered me a drink which I declined and showed me to the bathroom where I was told that I could shower if I wanted too whilst Effy prepared herself. I showered and upon stepping out of the bathroom bumped into Effy who had a huge smile on her face and directed me to the bedroom where I was to await her whilst she cleaned herself up a bit.

After about 5 minutes of nervous waiting (I was still 5 minutes early to my allotted appointment time) The door opened and Effy stepped into the bedroom wearing a black lacy one-piece which left little to the imagination, and a pair of black high-heels. She immediately smiled, came straight over to me and kissed me deeply. I was quite surprised as this being my first time I was extremely nervous and did not know the format of things. she then laid herself down on the bed and I prompted her to take payment from me, almost as if she had forgotten. After business was out of the way, her black lacy one-piece came off and I got to feast my eyes on her perfect body.

I asked her if we could start by me going down on her as I have never tried this before and so desperately wanted too. Her eyes immediately lit up upon hearing this and her smile got even bigger with her exclaiming that she loved receiving oral. She kissed me deeply and then laid back, spreading her legs so that I could access her beautiful vulva. I worked my way down her body sucking briefly on her perfect breasts until finally reach her vulva. She tasted, smelled and looked incredible. Thank to Effy I am now hooked on giving oral and could have spent the entire hour simply sampling her perfect vulva had my neck not gotten sore.

After 15 minutes of cunnilingus, we swapped as she went down on me (OWO). She delicately sucked and licked my balls and my shaft and I had no idea that I was so sensitive down there! finally she took me in her mouth though only got about half of my penis in. Nevertheless, the oral was fantastic although I do much prefer giving to receiving. After about 5 minutes of this I asked to move onto sex and Effy happily obliged, grabbing a condom and sheathing my penis before mounting me and slowly lowering herself onto me. I hadn't had sex in years at this point and the sensation of feeling her warm, tight pussy engorge my erect penis was nothing short of breathtaking. She started slow and began to increase her pace gradually as she rode me, with lots of skin to skin contact and kissing. This felt like having sex with a lover rather than an escort which is something I loved. We did change positions several times and tried doggy and at one point I sat on the chair in the room whilst she mounted me but we quickly returned to cowgirl as it was the most comfortable for Effy and gave her the most control over how fast and how deeply she took me.

One thing I loved is that there was no fake BS moaning or false compliments. I could not help but compliment Effy whilst she rode me and this seemed to get her more and more turned on as with each compliment the pace at which she rode me increased, her smile widened and her kissing became far more passionate and deep. Her nipples also went from being inverted to erect and her face became flushed red in addition to her pupils dilating. She did slow down, smile look me straight in the eyes and ask me if I had felt her orgasm after we had been fucking for about 10 minutes. I was hesitant to believe that she had orgasmed with a punter but she adamantly maintained that she had and later claimed that she had experienced several more whilst riding me. Still not sure that I believe her as after all, she is paid to make punters feel good but she did seem to genuinely enjoy our time together and she does strike me as someone who does this because she loves it and not at all purely for the money.

Of particular note was the eye contact. Effy has incredible eyes and it was a treat for me, a usually extremely shy and low self-esteem bloke, to be able to look deep into them whilst she took me. Her pupils were also the size of dinner plates shortly after we started having sex so either she was on something or she was genuinely enjoying the encounter. I'm inclined to believe the latter. She also seemed to become genuinely incredibly aroused, before mounting me she used a small amount of lube of her vagina and my penis but shortly after we began fucking, her vagina became extremely hot and incredibly wet. Thank goodness we had a towel down or the bedsheets would have been soaked! After approximately 25-30 minutes of incredible sex I asked if could finish up with oral which Effy happily obliged, dismounting me, removing and disposing of the condom before taking me in her mouth once again. whilst she was doing this she straddled my left leg and I almost felt as if my left shin (where her vulva was resting) was going to melt as her pussy at this point was literally dripping wet and incredibly hot. she allowed me to finish in her mouth though she did not swallow which was 100% fine with me. After spitting out my cum into a tissue, she breifly left the room to wash her mouth out, get a drink and dispose of the condom and tissue. She returned after about 5 minutes and we lay with one another on the bed and talked.

The last 10 minutes we just talked, laying on our sides facing each other naked, which allowed me to once again feast my eyes on her perfect body and face, whilst she ran her hand up and down my side, smiling the whole time. Eventually it was time to go and Effy escorted me to the shower so that I could clean up. After my shower she walked me to the door and we said our goodbyes.

Overall, a fantastic first experience. I was incredibly nervous about doing this but thanks to Effy feel hooked. I experienced none of the issues other punters have reported such as a 'conveyor-belt system' (indeed I feel as if we slightly went over our time together by 5 minutes with Effy saying multiple times that she wants to see me again but well of course she would. I paid her £130 after all!) or a moody maid, in my case she was incredibly welcoming and put em at ease.

I just want to put as a footnote here that Effy, if you do read this review I want to thank you for our time together. I had not been physically intimate with a woman for approx 6 years and never found sex to be that enjoyable but meeting you proved to me that sex can be utterly incredible, even with someone you do not have any feelings for.

Just to make 100% clear, I do not have feelings for Effy, but she has proven to me that sex can be fun and satisfying. If it can be this good with basically a stranger, I cannot wait to meet a woman whom I can grow to love and respcte as making love with someone with whom you also have an emotional connection must be utterly mind-blowing. I will definitely be making another booking with Effy as soon as I am able.