Review of Roxy of House of Divine, London

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Comfortable flat nice bathroom

I have been to Hod in London 8 or 9 times in the past year or so, I have seen Jai a couple of times, but mostly April, who is slim and beautiful and always gives me a very nice time. I have always gone for Jai or Apri because I prefer slim girls, the rest of the HoD girls seem on the large side. This time I was in London when neither Jai nor April were available. On the HoD website Roxy is described as slim and petite so I decided to have 45 minutes with Roxy. Now there is no question that Roxy is an attractive woman, but with overlarge silicon tits, a big arse and legs like a premiership midfielder she is not exactly my idea of petite.

Having paid the fee, Roxy was immediately down my trousers and sucking my cock like a piston. Having got my clothes off Roxy tells me to lie on the bed and is again on my cock like she testing herself to see just how fast she can go. I asked her to slow down, 'take it easy', but I might have been talking to the wall. I then asked her to let me stand up in front of the mirror and for her to kneel in front of me, but no, she wouldn't do that, I had to sit on the bed with her in front of me, again she's going at my cock like the clappers. After about 30 seconds of this I decide the blow job is a dead loss and opt for the condom. I want to do doggy first, but this is accompanied by a stream of instructions: 'move forward, move back, dont put your weight on me, dont touch my shoulders', and then she's moving her arse back and forward on me like the aforesaid piston. This was about 10 minutes into my 45 and having come to the conclusion that I had wasted £100, decided I shouldn't waste any more time, and called a halt. Frankly this whole experience was about as erotic as a visit to the dentist.

I don't think Roxy likes her customers very much and to maintain her self esteem she has got to be in total control, well this might work for some punters but it doesn't for me. As I am paying the fee I like to at least have a bit of a say on what goes on. So, if you like to be bossed about and rushed out, then Roxy might suit you, if not, she is definitely one to avoid.