Review of Roxy of House of Divine, London

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New HoD 1 location - pretty decent - well kept flat in central London - operated by HoD - so maintained to their usual excellent standards.

I'm sure like many others - when I saw her photo I thought "finally! they've found someone to fill Jade's shoes!" - but alas - no such luck.

She was slightly chubbier than her photos suggest - and isn't so 'fresh' looking in person. If you've been with the epic Jade, you know what I mean by 'fresh'.

She is not Jade - nowhere near. In fact, she's pretty darn aweful. Read on:

Of all my visits to HoD - this is the first time that I have actually felt like I was screwing a prostitute. I.e. usually I come away feeling like I have just met a rather peculiar (and sexy) friend.

Came into the room - no hug, no kiss, not even a smile. Goes straight to the bed, 'money first' she says - then orders me to lie down.

I figured maybe she's had a hard day, so I try to lighten things a bit - I ask how her day has been, and try to give her a hug: she backs off - gives me an evil look and says 'oh no...just lie down'.

She quickly strips off, and lies down on the bed - and refuses to budge - so I'm forced to lie down.

She then lies on top of me - effectively pinning me down - and gives me a very mechanical OWO.

When I ask for a titty fuck - she looks at me with a 'what is that' expression on her face.

I try to touch and kiss her tits - she backs off and makes some lame excuse - "no, they're painful - don't touch too hard".

I had barely brushed my hands against them!

By then I knew this was going to be a bad punt, so I just got on with doggy and mish to finish.

Only plus side - reasonably tight pussy - but then, so's the one on my blow up doll - which is possibly more affectionate than this lady.

At the end of the punt, she practically ripped my cock off when taking the condom off, as she used wads of dry tissue rather than wet wipes.

Summary:

CONS:
>Zero GFE, despite this being advertised.
>Zero warmth - no smile, no conversation, no hugs, no greeting, no goodbye kiss.
>No kissing - PERIOD - forget FK - not even a peck on the cheeks or lips - she would push me away each time.
>Ridiculously fussy - doesn't like to stand, hug, or any kind of contact apparently.
>Very rough with your cock - zero tenderness.


PRO:
>reasonably tight pussy

Conclusion:
Not HoD quality - I don't see her lasting long in HoD.