Review of Dollymopp of Dollymopp...A Real Lover Experience, London

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From the outside: a flat in a quiet, interesting, part of town with a villagey feel. Easy to find.
From the inside: a portal into a different world.....

Dolly was dresed to perfection in a beautiful period-style dress, shaped to show off curves, and made of a gorgeous flower- motif material. And - blimey- proper bra and pants, none of the sterotype nylon lingerie we are supposed to go for. Immaculately tended and painted toe and finger nails.
Overall: Stylish in spades. Like a Christmas present which is (almost)too good to unwrap.

This is a slightly unusual FR in that it deals not with the ?who did what, to whom? of the meeting, but with the aspects which are less often covered: the discovery, the background, the contact and the aftermath. They are all integral parts of what is, by any standards, an extraordinary and uplifting encounter. And they deserve to be savoured. So this is subjective, but it?s factual in that it pretty accurately describes my own journey, and I?d lay good money that it will describe yours.

I came across Dolly?s profile by accident, 'in another place'. The profile starts with a Latin tag, and a quote from Oscar Wilde; so the interest is immediately piqued. You read on, and a picture emerges of a genuine and generous person. A meeting sounds like a really good idea. You dig a bit deeper, and come across the RLE web site. Oh, my?. This is, by a distance, the most stylish and effective site you will find. It is marketing at its most intuitive and brilliant: before you are aware of the fact, it is speaking to you, and only you. Suddenly a meeting has become imperative.
But unless you have an ego the size of a planet, doubt now creeps in: the more convinced you are that you have made a perfect choice, the more you wonder what you can bring to this party. For goodness? sake, even other escorts hold Dolly in awe and would hesitate before joining a meeting. You hum and hah; but eventually pick up the phone and call?. And the most lovely, down to earth, Scots accent greets you. She chats. The anxiety fades, and you are there: the meeting is booked.
There is nothing to do but sweat it out ?til the meeting. You take some comfort from the Wilde quote: The suspense is intolerable. I do hope it lasts.
The meeting, of course, is brilliant. Read any FR. It is everything you imagined it might be. Two things hit you immediately. The first is a massive sensory overload in the Boudoir (you could gaze for hours at any part, and not explore all its riches. You could spend days just getting your mind round the contents of the book cases. There is a rumour it was all too much for one chap who turned, fled and was never seen again...).
The second is just how down to earth and friendly and chatty Dolly is. Others have commented how quickly she puts you at ease. They are right.
The physical side of the encounter is stunning. Dolly is very responsive and when her rocket goes off, it is one of nature?s wonders. Contributing to that is ? for any chap with blood still flowing in his veins - a rare privilege.
And that gives you two new issues to deal with. The first is that, no matter how rigorous you are in putting boundaries around this sort of professional relationship, there will come a point in the meeting when, cocooned and overwhelmed, all you want to do is shut out the rest of the world. Forever.
The second is that, when some time has elapsed, discipline is restored and you are looking back - perhaps writing an FR ? you will realise that the world is somewhat different . Whoever came up with the ?real lover experience? phrase knew what he was talking about. It?s not just the meeting- delightful, generous and life-affirming though that is. In fact, it?s life changing in small but interesting ways: you won?t see things quite the same again. It?s not a question of the glass being half full or half empty. The RLE perspective is: Oh, how lovely, there?s still enough to share??

Dolly will dismiss all this gushy stuff: ? I?m just an ordinary floozie?? Floozie? Maybe: it has suitably retro connotations.
Ordinary? No. Oh No.