Review of Dollymopp of Dollymopp...A Real Lover Experience, London

Click here to report a concern about this review

Click here for a PDF printable version

A treat... A second visit and still very much a treat (infact more so!) If I wasn't so 'over-excited' to see Ms Mopp I could have spent a good 2 hours checking out the new (and old) objects d'art. Dollymopp gave her usual apology for the building's exterior, but she really doesn't need to! Noone cares about the exterior of the building! It's what's displayed on the inside that counts - hey chaps?!

On the practicles: clean, great area with a fabulous wine merchant a stone's throw away, felt perfectly safe etc...

Dollychops is one of the few ladies who totally delivers on her promise - as per website, blog, reports etc. She is no anorexic, size zero but then that is clear from the online prose one reads. Equally, she IS all woman with, in my opinion a real woman's figure. She wore a fabulous burgundy red dress and sparkly new set of red heels. Then her selection of underwear... O how I had missed this special lady!

I am possibly one of Ms Mopp's least favourite punters in that my pre-meeting communications annoy the shit out of her. This time I was a bit more careful to arrive with minimal bullshit beforehand! I walked in and immediately felt very welcomed, a tender kiss, helped off with my jacket etc... Very nice. The teenager/ devil in me (sitting bolt upright on my left shoulder) wanted to 'jump' Ms Chopps on the spot, but instead Mr Nice (perched on the right shoulder) sat me down the bed to get re-acquainted with DM. DM uncorked a bottle of champagne that I had brought along, we sat and talked... and talked... everything from the meaning of life to a whistle-stop walk-through the latest box office films (...at this point I realised just how crap Claudia Winleman is at 'Film 2011'and that either Ms Mopp or I should take over - maybe even a double-act?)

Anyway, this is a report on DM! So... DM is extremely good company. As well as looking fabulous, DM is enormously funny, cultured, articulate (how patronising, I can hear her say!) and sexy.Very sexy.

Eventually Ms Mopp put down her glass and... well, life was completed! I could have stayed for hours and hours. Weeks in fact, but the wife would kill me.

I'll leave you to join-up the dots and colour between the lines, but... suffice it to say that there is no finer way to spend time!