Review of Sian of Bliss Massage, Manchester

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Very nicely decorated parlour, round the back of some shops - although its also near a Sainsburys and people standing outside a pub opposite might see you going in or out. Also, there were no tissues in the room.

Only 18 or so, very petite - probably less than 5ft tall, tiny boobs.

Probably the strangest punt I've ever had. Passing through the Manc area decided to give somewhere a try for half an hour. Was met by Sian at the door, so was happy to take her. No receptionist and no sign of anyone else there. Led into very nice room, paid then I took a shower.

Sian wasn't terribly good at putting me at my ease and told me to make sure I dried myself properly. She decided I was still too wet when I got on the bed and then told me to dry myself again. When I got back on the bed she gave me a hand job me while I played with her breasts before giving me some quite good oral. Unfortunately she ignored me asking her to stop and I came in her mouth. She then offered me a massage but instead of actually giving me one asked me lots of questions about my life. When I mentioned that I work in academia she started complaining about how educated people apparently look down on people like her, and claiming that there is no point going to uni etc. What a good way to alienate your audience! She mentioned she has two social workers, and it seems she moved away from her parents at 18 to become a prostitute. Then she took a shower, and that was it.

I don't know if this girl is just immature or actually has issues, but either way she is better avoided, because she has a really annoying attitude and perhaps mistrusts punters. My experience of younger girls is not great generally, but Sian seemed particularly bad at creating a good atmosphere and making the punter feel welcome. Instead she gave me the impression that punters are ruining her life. I told her that if she doesn't feel comfortable with the job she shouldn't do it.

All this is a real shame, as the parlour was very comfortable and there are not many girls this young or as petite around. As it is, Sian succeeded only in reminding me why its best to avoid younger ladies.