Review of Becky of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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Block of flats at top of Earls Court Road. From what I saw of the bedroom and bathroom, clean and tidy and fit for purpose.

About 5'5, slim Latvian girl with dark brown hair. Grren eyes and a pretty face and lovely slim figure. Great little arse and nice tits. All in all, from a looks perspective, quite a hot looking babe.

I wanted to go for Kassia at Olina but she was not available - could have had Diamond but have already done her so wanted someone new. I tried Isabel at HotColection but she was also not available so thought I'd take a chance with Becky as I had my eye on her before. She used to be ?200 so I hadn't booked her before and she has been on with a few agencies but seems to be just Barracuda and one other (can't remember which). She was ?200 and is now ?150 so convinced myself I might be getting a bargain here; how wrong I was. I made a classic error in going for a girl with no reviews and letting little Robin rule big Robin

Unfortunately this was not a good experience and I didn't enjoy it.

Entered the flat and after exchange of readies I was offered a shower which I took. I had showered less than an hour previously but always shower if offered as it generally makes the WG feel better that you're clean.

So Becky asks me what I would like. So I relay: some kissing, oral, 69, fucking. As I see it a fairly vanilla selection which she didn't object to when relayed to her.

Round 1: So I thought I'd start with a bit of kissing and cuddlying to get warmed up and on my way. Well, I can think again ....I was directed to lay back on the bed, no kissing. OWO followed and this was executed adequately and with hindsight was the highlight of this meeting. "Let me know when you want sex", she says to me. I say I'd like to move to 69, with my cock in her mouth she refuses "uh uh, no". Now this has upset my routine and I'm disappointed now.
I know some punters would stop and argue about it and maybe even demand their money or some of it back and be out of there. I didn't want a confrontation so I thought I'd try and go with it.
Told her I wanted her on top. She half sighs, "I'm not surprised". She gets on but I can't get a decent hold of her to pound from underneath. She is making the right noises but its out of synch with what is actually going on which is a rather lame attempt at riding my cock.
So we move to Doggy. Nice arse she has so I'm thinking all is not lost, I'll get off on this view and blow my wad. She's quite slim and petite so I'm moving slowly but I know I have to bang her harder to get off. Again, she is positioned in a way I can't quite get hold of her. So I reposition, for a deeper penetration, wanting her to lie face down and let me do the rest. Well .... this is a No No as well - "you're too big, not like that". Now, its not like I am too big with a 2 foot dong (I wish), this girl just doesn't want you to fuck her too much.

So I flipped her over for missionary. I managed to get a nice slow rhythm going and quickened the pace to try and bring myself off. I'm getting going now and touch her head/hair and straight away "NO! Don't touch my hair!". This pretty much killed it for me but I wanted to get some value out of this and cum... My hands return to the bed and I finally managed to squeeze some cum out into the condom; I was relieved it was over.

I thought I'd try and chat with her in the interlude. Exchange pleasantries, no personal questions, try and inject a bit of humour. This was really hard work. Her English is good so communication isn't a problem. What I appear to be getting from her is a petulant attitude, something I get from my daughter sometimes but thats usually for a reason and I don't have to stand for it!

So we move onto a massage. Maybe if I massage her it will relax her and she'll lighten up. She enjoyed the massage and complimented me on how good I was at it. I did it for about 10mins and after stopping and lying back she eventually asked me if I'd like one. I accepted but needn't have bothered as it was hopeless.

Ok, lets get round 2 out of the way and I can be on my way. No attempt to interact with me and another sigh and face drops as I ask her to suck my cock and lets go for it again. She begrudgingly obliges but I just can't seem to get hard as I'm feeling quite pissed off with her. Eventually I get hard and get a condom on but lose my erection as she turns round for Doggy. I'm trying to keep my composure and trying to concentrate on just getting hard but the way I feel about her makes it impossible for me.

Round 2 is aborted due to ill feeling on my behalf. I take a shower and leave wishing I had never arranged this booking.

As I leave she is all smiles and says "Nice meeting you, I hope you come again"

I don't fucking think so love.

POSITIVES: Initial OWO. Good looking girl, from a looks perspective she's hot.

NEGATIVES: Poor attitude and no attempt to provide a decent service for you. Asks you specifically what service you want and blatantly doesn't provide it. Maybe she doesn't want to be a escort which is fair enough - don't fucking do it then!! And "No" I don't think she is forced to do this, I suspect its a case of finding it hard to give up the money. Why do I say that? Because I saw her at 9pm and she told me I was the first punter of the day so my impressions are that a lot of punters are wise to her because looks wise she would have them flocking in.

SUMMARY: I wish I'd stayed at home and had a wank, would have saved myself ?150. I blame myself for picking someone with no FRs, it can only end in tears and it did - ?150 worth of tears.
So fellow punters, don't waste your money here, there are plenty of decent quality WGs out there.

AVOID. POOR SERVICE AND BAD ATTITUDE. WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.