Review of Ella of House of Divine, London

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top class place - clean and classy, in a posh part of town. it's the ground floor flat - the main door of the property opens straight into the 'establishement', which is a first for me. The staff are invariably friendly and helpful. nice.

Very pretty Spanish girl. Can?t be more than 21. Fabulous breasts, on a slim and toned frame. A dirty old man?s dream. I reckon for once the HOD photos actually don?t do her justice ? they make her look just a little bit slutty. She?s lovely, with spark of humour and intellect which floats my boat.

Another tremendous HOD-London happening for me (HODL. Didn?t he used to play for Spurs? Useless fact number 34). My experience thus far - three girls - is that the HODL girl is a good looking, confident, dirty young thing, invariably friendly and accommodating. It?s almost a ?house style?. The other girl on today, Rhianna, was smoldering quietly on the sofa when I came in, looking rather gorgeous. Inevitably, I shall have to work my way through the whole lot to check if this theory is correct. I like a challenge, particularly when it involves shagging. I shall sharpen my virtual pencil, ensure there is enough lead in my own pencil, and sally forth into the night as often as I can. Watch out ladies! Hannah ? saw her last week, stupendous breasts ? tried to get me to go for a threesome (using the immortal line ?she will lick your balls?, in a moderately heavy Brazilian accent, when I asked what the other girl would actually do. Still makes me laugh. Try saying it out loud now. Make sure no one is listening, mind) If I went for threesomes, I could get through the list more quickly? Hmmm.(Though it?s a pity about the PN rule that I can only review three girls in a 90 days period. What?s all that about?) Anyway, enough of this nonsense. 'Don't write a novel'. On to business.

In the bedroom, Ella has a seductive, teasing quality to her technique, the sort of thing which always gets me going. ?Anticipation of the delights within? and all that. At one point she stood directly over me on the bed, playing with her lovely pussy. Drove me wild ? she had me wanking furiously like a teenager. Haven?t done that before. Well, not since I was a teenager! She seemed confident as to the sequence of bedroom moves we were going to attempt ? another HODL signature? ? and even introduced me to a couple of new moves, including Reverse Cow Girl. The rather cheesy name doesn?t match the almost overwhelmingly erotic nature of the spectacle it offers. There was no rush on the way out as usual, plus a fag asked for and given, which is the icing on the cake for me. No coming on breasts or mouths, but that?s cool. I like a girl who knows her boundaries. Whatever that means.

And I have to say again: ?60 for half an hour of OWO and kissing. WTF? I need to go and have a serious talk to some of the other establishments that I frequent about pricing.