Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Clean, safe and luxurious apartment

Seven ladies present of differing ages and types and appearances but average standard was high IMO.

My second visit to LMP. Had a truly excellent time.

When I arrived the lights were off and the apartment was in semi-darkness. As it turned out there was a power cut in the street and Em and the girls were frantically running around setting up tea-lights. This created an impromptu Halloween like atmosphere. Em said she was keeping the male numbers a bit lower that day due to the lack of light so that made up for things a little.

I have been to 2 parties so far and I must say that they run a slick operation. The girls are exactly as advertised on their website and the party begins punctually. The apartment is clean and well appointed with excellent washing facilities. Drinks and refreshments are provided. The atmosphere is chilled and everyone is there to have a good time.

The girls are generally enthusiastic and forward. If they see you alone they will come over and ask you if you want some action. This IMO is incredibly rare, somehow LMP have inculcated a strong work ethic in the girls and the result is plain to see.

Some girls will only do CBJ while others are happy to OWO. Some will kiss, but most won't. Anal is not on the menu and I never asked.

Present were:

Shamila
South American. Early 20s. Very pretty girl. Compliant and hard working but IMO not really into it mentally. Wouldn't allow any touching of her pussy and not keen on her breasts being touched either.

Charlie
English. Early 20s. Pretty petite bottle blonde. A real firebrand, bottomless reserves of energy, very enthusiastic and into it. Had a very good time with her. Looks you in the eye and urges you on to greater heights with dirty talk. Either enjoys it or is an Oscar winning actress. One of the stars.

Eva
I think Eastern European but she wouldn't say where. Early 20s. Statuesque (5'9') and an above average rack. Striking face. Again, compliant and hard working but not into it mentally.

Jayda
Lithuanian. Early 20s. Tall (5'7") and with a strikingly pretty slightly feline face and long curly dark hair. Amazing slim body and fabulous very suckable good-sized natural boobs. Her very first party so she was still "farm fresh" so to speak. Truly excellent OWO technique. She then rode me like Dessie in the final furlong of the Gold Cup. Showed real, genuine enthusiasm and got carried away. Another Star.

Sarah
English. Early 40s at a guess. Very experienced older lady but in good shape. Nice to talk to and excellent OWO. Surprisingly tighter than some of the younger girls.

Jodi
English. Mid 20s. Attractive mixed race girl. Pleasant and enthusiastic, hard working.

Antonia
French. Mid 20s. From what I saw, she's another gem but never got round to her.

If I had to make criticisms, I'd say that they should try and ensure that there are some more regular black and asian/oriental girls in the mix but this is a minor point. The mattresses need to be renewed more often. The springs are pretty knackered as it is and apparently the current set are only 5 weeks old!

The key at these parties is to keep track of time and pace yourself. Don't feel obliged to come with the first girl you meet if you don't click with her. If you keep some in reserve towards the end, most of the other guys will have been reduced to knackered voyeurs and you can have as many as 3 or 4 girls to yourself at times. If you see a girl you like, be assertive and invite her to join you, don't wait for one of the other blokes to get in there first.

From previous parties I'd say Jewels, Clara and Emily are the real standouts. Go on a day when the A-team are playing.

Many will be too nervous to try the party experience but really everyone is there for the same thing and once in the groove, its no different from stripping off in the gym locker room. You just forget it and get on with having fun.

To summarise:
LMP have created a winning formula. I firmly believe you get what you pay for. By keeping the parties at only 2h long and charging ?120, they ensure good ratios. I never at any time had to wait long for action. If you pace yourself you can work your way through most of the girls. The cost per girl can work out as little as ?17. You can barely even get that level of VFM in Thailand.