Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Very presentable London town house near Hyde Park and Paddington Station. Downstairs room for changing and showering. All the action takes place in one room with three double beds. Drinks and nibbles are available in the party room for whenever you need a break. Oh yeah. There's a swing as well for the more athletic

Kasia. I've seen Kasia here a few times now and she feels like an old friend. She's just gorgeous. Tall, blonde, bright, witty and just the right amount of crazy. If you had to send one representative to save the Earth by being good at sex you would pick her. No question. Unless, that is, you also also sent ...

Luiza. Wow. Just wow. My initial reaction was that she looked like Kate Middleton but that's not quite right. More like Kate Middleton crossed with Tori Black. She has the most lovely smile, the most amazing body and within seconds makes you feel like you're the only person in the world. Quite a gift. Oh and she has the tightest pussy. ;)

Amala. Small beautiful and perfectly formed. Long black hair and an exotic look. Eyes you can lose yourself in. Very kissable lips which she puts to good use.

Mel. Another stunning brunette. Amazing tall body. Fantastic enhanced breasts. Full kissable lips. Wherever the action was so was she. Never flagged during the entire two hours.

Irina. Look at her pics on the website. Another stunner. Very friendly and affectionate. She always came back when I was flagging and got me going again.

Hosting was by Emily and Barbara who both play as well and who are both gorgeous too.

It won't be like this every time. There were only maybe five other guys so tonight was exceptional. But if you have never found yourself lying on a queen-sized bed been given a blow job by three - yes, three - beautiful sexual athletes at the same time while another is snogging you for all she's worth and a fifth is standing over you guiding your fingers Into her forbidden realms then you haven't lived my friends.

If you have a bucket list put Phoenix Parties on it. At the top. I've hiked the Inca trail to Macchu Pichu, I've eyeballed lions in the Masai Mara, I've jumped from planes at 15,000 feet and climbed volcanoes in the Andes. I even saw Queen at Live Aid. But the one thing I want to remember when everything else has gone is the sight of Kasia, Luiza and Mel licking and sucking my cock for all they were worth while Alana and Irina took care of the rest of me. Thank you ladies. You are goddesses, one and all.