Review of Jazz of Indian Palace, London

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Good location near Chancery Lane tube. Clean and smart flat.

As per web site, pretty, not stunning. Probably older than advertised 23yr, but not much. Slim size 10. 34C. Wearing night dress. No stockings available!

Jazz was friendly and professional but no warmth. Started with very basic massage, then swopped over for OK oral. Then sex sitting on side of bed facing mirror with Jazz on top facing away, this was very good. Then missionary followed by doggy to finish, although at this stage noticed a really awful smell coming from either her fanny or arse. Not good. Tried best to put that out of my mind & came. Overall Jazz is too passive for me. Also needs to work on her hygiene.

Jazz writes:

Hello laptops! I remember you. I fell off my chair laughing after reading this report of yours! Let's talk about what is true. Yes, Indian Palace have not updated my age on the site. I am 24 going on 25. I don't look old, so I don't see the harm in my age being a teeny weeny bit out for now. I will ask them to update it. Yes I am a slim size 10. Actually more of an 8-10 these days depending on my clothes. I'm working on getting my figure in perfect shape at the moment! Yes it's true, I did not have stockings on me that day.
No, I was not wearing a nightdress. There is actually nothing wrong with wearing a nightdress if it looks sexy and presentable! The day you visited me, I was wearing a sexy little dress. I don't walk around in my bra and knickers or answer the door like that, but I do wear sexy dresses.

I think I am very gorgeous looking thank you very much!!!
Sometimes I think that customers who visit a lot of us working ladies start comparing us to the most stunning one they have seen. The most stunning one becomes their standard of lady and then they start comparing other ladies to their standard of working lady. Which is understandable, but not realistic! My pics look very much like me. I am tall and leggy and attract lots of attention in my normal life. I am forever getting chatted up and have to walk around in cap and trainers sometimes if I am not in the mood to deal with attention. I am not being big headed. Just honest. I have written my own write up about myself which Indian Palace checked before it went on the site. And every bit of it, I feel is true.

Now the funny part! (And please think about this carefully laptops, as it is what happened). Before I turned round to do it doggy style with you, I actually heard you fart.
The smell was quite bad. Like a bad fart smell. So, I though ok, he has farted and it smells. It's not like he has to impress me as he has paid me, so he has let it out. Or mabey he could not hold the fart in. Anyway, I carried on with the service regardless. I did not take out a can of air freshener and immediately start spraying after he farted!

So to read this report now is both funny and confusing.
Did laptops not know he farted? My hygiene? When I finish with a customer, the first thing I do is wash my hands, then have a wash. I don't smell down there!
Obviously the smell put a damper on the whole mood for laptops from reading his report, but it is funny as the smell did not come from my fanny or arse!!!

Jazz xxx