Review of Ashley of Ladybirds, Leicester

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Parlour on the Narborough road. Seems to be a big place, seemed like a bit of a rabit warren with loads of different rooms. All seemed nice and clean.

Black hair, about 5'6", size 12/14, blue eyes, a pert 34c .... all guesses as she has no details on the site.

First time I have been to this place so hoping for a good experience. Went up stairs, maid at the top of stairs who seemed friendly enough, told me it would be ?12 for entry. Three girls sitting down watching TV, told their names and I picked Ashley.
I should have know better, all three barely looked at me, no interest, no smiles nothing. Shown by Ashley to her room. There was a massage couch - no bed (which I hate). Ashley went through the menu and I went for the GFE experience. Started with a massage, back then front. Tried to get a bit of chat going but Ashley did not want to oblige.
Then I massaged Ashley, was quick went to kiss her but only got a peck, no french kissing ..... great! Hardly GFE experience was going through my mind. Thought I could warm her up with a bit of reverse oral, not really a murmer out of her. She hopped off and put on the condo, for oral ... moving even further away from gfe!
Then she lay on her back and I tried to have sex with her without falling off the couch or getting cramp in my hip. This was not the fun I was hopping for. Moved her to the end so I could stand up and try but bench that bit too high. Eventually decided to give up and thought she could toss me off to finish with.

All in all very disappointing, not what I was hoping for.