Review of Franchesca of Lacey's, Heathrow

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Semi-detached house on a busy road. As other users have pointed out, not the most discreet of places

5 foot 6, pretty brunette, early to mid 20s, big boobs, perhaps 34e is my guess, size 10. Wonderful, all over tan.

Ever since I saw her photos on the Laceys website, have been promising to visit Francesca, as the photos show a HUGE pair of jugs. However, these are now smaller, as Franchesca told me that she had to have 2 operations to reduce her boobs. Apparently, when she was in her late teens, her puppies were in the region of 36H!! She showed me the scars to prove it and I wished I had the chance to sample them in their natural state! Having said all that, they are are still big and she is a slim girl.

Service itself was good, if hurried. I had the feeling I was on a production line, with the girls servicing the punters as quickly as they could, without crossing the line to be impolite.

Franchesca has a pierced tongue so OWO was interesting! I came in her mouth quite nicely, after a nice session of Franchesca on her knees and me admiring the view. I had a second round, but after 20 minutes of getting OWO, doggy, cowgirl, mish etc., I simply could not finish it off - I blame the heat, as it was boiling that afternoon.

As for the intangibles, she has nice accent (she's actually more Polish than Italian), very friendly, talkative and cheeky. She works at other establishments under different names, so if I were to see her again, I would go to one of these places rather than Laceys, as this place felt rather too busy and business-like.