Review of Somaya of UK Escort 141 - Escort Agency 24/7, London Area

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Her appartment was a small studio flat based near Marble Arch. The bins in the kitchen and bathroom were dirty and overflowing, the kitchen was a mess not at all giving the impression that this lady wanted to impress. The shower was broken and dirty - all in all first impressions were very poor.

If the photos on the website are indeed real then this girl must have had these photos taken about 3 years ago if not more. Somaya looked older and "fatter" (size 14 in my opinion compared to the size 8 advertised). This was plain deception and therefore not only will I never see Somaya again - I will not be using this agency again either.

After a quick shower which I couldnt wait to get out off, she started with a massage. It was at this point I realised that this was going to be a very cold experience. Services offered on her website were not all available and if french kissing is regarded as lips barely touching then my interpretation is clearly wrong. Breasts were off limits as her nipples were excessively ticklish. I will say that her technique of covered oral was quite good - but thats the best I can do for her and after having shot my load with great difficulty I couldnt wait to get out of there. If you want a bad experience - book this lady - otherwise stay away!!