Review of Tania of Ambassador Sauna, Edinburgh

Click here to report a concern about this review

Click here for a PDF printable version

Ambassador's Sauna on Lothian ROad. The best way in is over the bridge around the back.

Absolutely stunning. She's a blone Romanian, 25, with the perfect figure. A waist so thin you could suck her through a straw but tits like little balloons. Gorgeous.

Guys, I'm an old hand at this punting lark. I've seen it all; old girls pretending to be teenagers; fat girls; reluctant girls. I've had good punts, mediocre punts, and frankly - some god awful punts. So my expectations weren't high when I rolled into the Ambassadors after spending way too much on lap dancers at the Western Bar. But then there was Tania. She's the kind of girl who is so fucking sexy you worry if you're going to survive the encounter. Here's how good she was: I went once at around 9:00pm and went back at 11:00 for a second go. I've never even thought to do that before. But Tania ia a phenomenon. If she offers you the optional 69 then mortgage your house if you have to - sell your soul. When she straddles your face with that perfect pussy you'll understand that money has no meaning anymore (and actually its only ?20. You will never spend a better ?20 in your lifetime - I guarantee it). God but this was the fuck of a lifetime - even though both times I went off like a dodgy firecracker after barely a dozen thrusts. To cap everything she's a perfectly lovely girl. She does her best to make the whole 30 minutes last. "Let's play around first," she says, "it makes the sex so much better." Damn right it does. Guys, if you've ever dreamed about that perfect woman - the one with the centrefold body - and the moves to go with it - then look no further. Tania you have ruined punting for me forever because no girl will ever be so amazing. I'll be back the next time I'm in Edinburgh - with a pocketful of cash so that this time I can stay for the whole hour rather than come back for a second half. I can still taste your fantastic cunny on my tongue. Jeeez. No one ever told me that sex could be so fucking ... sexy!