Review of Bonnie of Bonnie, Milton Keynes

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Oft reported, not least by me. It's safe. It's a decent area. The decor is passable. Becky and I are struggling to overcome the taste-in-soft-furnishings gulf that stands like a yawning chasm between us. Basically, I have better taste in boudoir decor than she does. But life goes on.

Tatoo's female equivalent (for those of a Fantasy Island vintage) which became quite off-putting because I kept expecting her to say "put it here, boss" and for Ricardo Montalban to then come in for an MMF threesome.

OK, grow up Trolley. This isn't fair.

Bonnie is very, very short. She's under 5-feet tall, diminutive (obviously), Scottish, long-ish dark hair, small (but in proportion) boobs, and shaven. Around 30. Basically, a sort of MILF-next door; attractive in a cute kind of way.

Good massage, engaging lady, decent personal. The backrub really was serviceable -- more than the usual ham-fisted rush job and Bonnie is good company without the conversation becoming over-bearing. Oral both ways and good kisser; she participated fully and seemed to enjoy it in a natural and not fake sense.

If I'm absolutely honest, I didn't quite fully engage here. Bonnie was a lovely lady but somehow she didn't quite click for me; the chemistry on whatever level wasn't there. But that's not a criticism; I have absolutely no doubt that she'd deliver an awesome time for the right punter (and she gave me a pretty good one in spite of the above.)

So while I wouldn't go back to Bonnie personally (although obviously I'd go back to Kittens for the soft furninshings alone), a generous and sincere recommendation nevertheless.