Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Well documented, nice clean flat in a good area, although with only 3 bedrooms and quite a few girls and punters it can start to get a bit crowded

Alycia is a gorgeous pert thing with the best ass in the place that evening!

This was my second visit to LMP and a slightly different experience. It was a 6 girl special to welcome people back after their 2 week summer break and the idea of that many girls to have a go at in one place for that amount of money was too good an opportunity to pass up.

I cannot knock LMP at all, they do exactly what they say on the packet, and for those of you reading this who are wondering what it?s like and trying to decide whether to go or not, go, it?s the only way you will find out if this is for you and you may find out it?s your idea of heaven. There were 6 very fit ladies there and around 8 or 9 guys, I think, a very respectable ratio, and if you were up for sex for the whole 2 hours you could get it. Lady M is quite insistent that she runs sex parties and not social networking groups, so if you sit around too long in the lounge nursing a drink and having a chat you will find yourself being cajoled back into one of the bedrooms for some action.

And I found one extraordinary girl last night, Alycia, with a fantastic figure and the pertest ass I can remember, who was just brilliant. She seemed to be eternally enthusiastic and if she is an actress then she is very talented, because she made a great job of convincing me that she enjoyed most of it, especially when she was on the receiving end of a good pussy-licking or getting that nice tight cunt fucked. What?s more, she has a sister who was in the party too, so you could find yourself, as I did, on a bed with both of them at once, albeit with another guy involved as well, something that would tick off a number of guys fantasies.

So why don?t I rave about the party unequivocally? Because of two things really; 1) I really don?t get off on the sight of other middle aged men like me with paunches fucking beautiful girls (there?s probably a reason why the porn films people watch tend to have pretty fit looking blokes in them as well as fit looking girls) and 2) It feels too much like an endurance race instead of a leisurely orgy. Once upon a time I could probably have come 3 or 4 times in a couple of hours in a situation like that, now twice seems to be my limit and on both my visits to LMP the third attempt has involved much frantic sucking and wanking of my cock by girls to the point where I was in danger of being rubbed raw, but not enough turn on factor to make me cum. And it always seems a shame to end that way, trying to have sex and not quite making it.

So, there you have it. I think LMP offers great value, that rare opportunity of being able to not just choose one from a selection of girls, but try as many as you can in the time; they are very well run with a choice of drinks, some light snacks and some reasonable conversational interludes. But it won?t be for everyone and I will probably go back to some nice relaxed one on one?s again but still be tempted back by that ridiculous Smorgersbord they offer in several months time just to see if the reality matches my ideal yet and come away ever so slightly disappointed again.