Review of Tia of Scorpio Sauna, Edinburgh

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Walked down from Princes Street, got lost, then it began to rain. Still that was as bad as it got. Interviewed at the door, discovered that visits over 45mins were not offered, paid the ?25 door fee and wandered in. A few girls around, one with a very ample bust that I might've picked but she was booked, the rest chilling in the lounge watching corrie, domestic bliss. Tia caught my eye without trying, simply walking down the corridor was enough, and after resting for a while in a bathrobe 42 sizes too big, I beckoned to Tia and we went down the corridor to a 'cabin' with oval bath, shower, and a raised bed.

Tia herself - unremarkable looking, might not rate a second glance in the street, but an athletic, cat-like slim physique, nice taut butt, and ample natural breasts, a C or D I suppose, for a slim girl. One or two tattoos and a navel piercing. Sexy I thought and boy was I right.

We settled in the room, and I opted to skip an introductory massage in favour of something more physical. Tia was happy for that and as we touched and kissed on the bed I was told the list of options - difficult to concentrate on as she was squeezing my balls at the time. I didn't have to decide in advance but the 45min limit was causing me a problem - do I try for 2 quick ones, a push at the best of times, or one longer effort. Anyway, all attempts to use my brain were confounded - Tia had her lips round my cock at this point and I decided to let nature take its amazing course. From quite quiet in the lounge, Tia changes into something more like your sex starved girlfriend as we went through the book, oral each way, with Tia crossing the finshing line fairly quickly - surely not a faked orgasm?? - then the condom on and a start in mish. The cabin style beds are very high and provided the perfect platform for Tia to spread her legs wide and for me to enter her from a standing position to get my bearings so to speak, pullig her onto me, legs up. I got her to put her legs around me, and lifted her off the bed, then we went round some positions, doggy, press-up doggy which she really liked, then spoons, and finally I decided to give thie Minx a facial, although quite a lot finished on her boobs and I think she was even disappointed I didn't put the whole lot in her mouth. A snowball was belatedly suggsted and taken up on although she had wiped some away by that point.

I felt there wasn't time to go again so I had a gentle back massage while we chatted to sort of wind things down. We settled up and that was it, apart from some banter about visiting her butt next time - you need something new to do, after all.

A great little punt. Trouble is I just leave wishing I could book a girl like that for 2 hrs, time to do everything properly. As the parlour operates 7 girls to 5 rooms in theory, you can understand they want to do short time services but they weren't busy that night and I don't see why some flexibility couldn't be introduced in such situations - longer time at management discretion. And there's no decent indie all services girl to be had in Auld Reekie - I had been let down that night and the parlour is the only option.

Anyhow timetable permitting I will be back to see Tia in the New Year. Unless you like tall blondes with plastic tits, Tia is unmissable xx