Review of Tiffany of Garden of Eden Birmingham, Birmingham

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Parlour is on the main A45 out of Brum towards Coventry. Handy free parking for an hour directly outside. The place doesn't live up to its website promise. Bit of a dump really, had the UV room which I did not like. I like to see what's happening, managed to get a uplighter turned up which improved things. One shower, down the corridor, which was just passable. Wasn't shown the rooms and no TVs showing anything except the security cam.

Very pretty blonde, mid to late twenties, 5'4" with an all over tan and a gorgeous body.

Had a shower first as I'd been working that morning and then Tiffany came in and we discussed terms. Paid extra for reverse oral. A brief massage without any oil, because I intended using the tanning booth after although a shower would got that off. So to the bed and a brief BJ(covered), then the reverse oral and then mish and doggy. Couldn't climax, too much going on inside my head. Probably thinking 'this is crap and expensive'. One other possible reason is that she used a lubricant on the condom, probably looked at my massive member and thought 'uhoh' yeah right.
All in all a most unsatisfactory punt, too much control exerted and not enough pleasing the customer. The place was devoid of punters, you'd think they'd fall over themselves to ensure that you'd be a repeat customer. The first Brum parlour I've visited and the last, I'll stick to Derbyshire in future