Review of Katrece of Katrece, Birmingham

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1st time I've visited this branch of Hayley's, although I've been to their other premises on a couple of other occasions. Due to roadworks, I was only just on time and so went up to the room immediately. The Parlour appears clean and the receptionist was friendly enough to a first-time visitor.

I think Patrice is really impressive. She is a more mature lady (doesn't look her actual age - a gentleman knows, but doesn't tell!), which is the group of WGs I prefer seeing; and oozes class. She's blonde, about 5'5" tall with a slender body (probably B cups), and the most sensationally sensitive clitoris it has ever been my tongue's pleasure to meet.

I last saw her some months ago at another Parlour in the area, which apparently didn't appreciate quite what an attractive woman they had working for them. Even though it was some time since we had met, she remembered lots of things about me (even the football team I follow - I don't call myself "r0ver" in the room!), which is flattering.

Because we've met before, we didn't bother with the massage and moved straight into the gfe, at which she is so good. Then it was owo which, the delicate way she does it, is an absolute bargain at an extra ?10. It'd be cheap at twice the price. Unfortunately, my little man insulted her by not responding properly to her ministrations - she's met him before; so knew what might happen and didn't take offence! So, at her request, I had to provide her with a similar service. Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! I think it's fair to say we both enjoyed the experience.

Incidentally, it's a sad indictment on the state of education in this country that a woman of Patrice's age is still completely unable to tell the time; so we heard the knock at the door on two occasions before I reluctantly tore myself away from her. Don't know if she has this effect on every man who sees her (I'll bet she does), but I always leave her presence feeling like some kind of very special individual in her eyes.

Because the next two questions on this template only allow us to say "Yes" or "No", I'd just like to say here that, for those of us who appreciate some quality time in the room with an attractive woman, the fact that Patrice has returned to the scene in Greater Manchester is the best news so far in 2005!