Review of Xenia of Xenia-Independent Escort In West Midlands, Coventry

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Xenia is a very sexy brunette, and does not possess a snowboard at all

Well with my hangover from my night in the local pub, The Fox and Grapes, I headed south, but on the way I had to stop at an old pot gnome factory that closed a few years ago. Apparently this factory had once been the largest gnome factory in the world.. For years this factory turned out glazed pelicans and clay fired elves for every garden in Europe. From all over the planet, midgets used to come and model for pot pixies and gnomes that would one day grace a fishpond in Wilmslow.

Things were going well at the factory until three Dutch dwarfs decided to form a union; overnight, there was trouble. Midgets complained that they were getting cramp by sitting for hours with a fishing rod, and they demanded free sandwiches, centrally heated toadstools and shorter steps on buses, and . In 1998 a strike was called, and picket lines stopped non-union midgets from going into work. The militant little men started walking under there foremen?s legs and tying fireworks into his suspenders. This led to sabotage in the tin duck section and somebody melted a plastic hen to a pit fairy?s boot. Exports dropped after a glazed flamingo was dropped on a Dockers stepson, and six boxes of clay imps were smeared in Bovril.

Police were called in when the dwarf who had a Guinness wrote on the back of a widow?s handbag that Snow white was really a pouf. Today the factory is deserted and the Japanese have cornered the market in pot gnomes, which also take photographs by remote control when dipped in Paraffin?..I digress a bit from the Fr there!

I arrived in Coventry with little time to spare, but Xenia arrived as stunning as ever. Dressed in a white coat. That with her long brunette hair she looked like a surgeon with a handbag that was on a mission She?s a babe, loads of fun and great in the sack! I am sure the gnomes and Pelicans would approve of her. I do!