Review of Beth of Big Boobed, Bummed, Tummed Masseuse., Kettering

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Beth is a gorgeous blonde, 41 years of age but looking at least 10 years younger, intelligent, well-travelled (read f/r!) with a lovely, curvy body crowned by DD's! She is on the shortish side, maybe 5'4".

What can one say about one of the best-known ladies in the punting scene in Britain? Beth is a lady I met at a social event in Birmingham about a year ago, and I wish I had had the chance to spend more time with her then. Over the year she has been unfailingly friendly to me by e-mail and on chat, and as I planned a trip to Britain, I hoped I could see her. In fact, I was close to obsessing over the course of a year about the opportunity. When I informed her of my itinerary, she told me that she was actually going to the US while I was in Britain. A client was flying her there (by Concorde!), and she would be leaving on my first day in country. I despaired of seeing her, but she generously worked out a way to see me on the day she left. Thanks, Beth, for taking this time, and for driving all the way to Peterborough. I will be ever grateful for the chance to see you.

We met for breakfast at a decent restaurant next to the modest hotel I had booked in Peterborough (Beth deserves better, and next time I will know more about the territory). How I smiled when I saw her shining face walking up the driveway! Beth was wearing a very discreet, dignified business suit and carried a briefcase, looking like a client seeing some visiting Yank capitalist. I wore jacket and tie, and we were ever so professional looking as we were led to a nice table. We caught up on news and visited over full English breakfast, and went back to the room.

In the room I discovered two things: the briefcase contained her sex toys, and under that demure business suit she had on no knickers! I don?t think I could have handled knowing that she was pantyless there in the restaurant! The fun began, and I do mean fun!

Beth is a gorgeous woman. She makes no bones about being 41 years old, but if you met her you would think she was not over 30, I guarantee you. I can?t bring myself to call her a BBW even if she would claim the title. Her body is curvy and luscious, and she is obviously not anorexic (lol), but there is a compactness to her as well. If you are a BBW junkie and want extremes, it?s not Beth. But what a gorgeous body she has! The most glorious part is her DD?s, which I could not leave alone! But I must say that the most memorable thing about our visit together was her dazzling smile and her sparkling eyes that won me over in a nanosecond.

I could give you a recounting of the events, but I won?t. Beth does a very sexy massage, especially with her breasts (very sensual). Beth offers OWO but not CIM, which is okay with me. We got into other positions as well that I enjoyed thoroughly. I can appreciate a quick bonk as much as the next fellow, but for a two-hour visit, this was a GFE, with conversation, laughing, and (Beth?s choice) a nice shared shower afterward.

Thanks again, Beth. I know your day would have been less complicated if you had put me off, but I would have been so disappointed. I take it as an act of real friendship that you were willing to sacrifice to see me.

Beth is a lady of such renown that she hardly needs my endorsement, but she has it unequivocally. I enjoyed being with her immensely!