Review of Kirsty of The Office, Ellesmere Port

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How on earth this place manages to function as a parlour is beyond me. Clean yes, but smaller than the Toucan if that's at all possible. The whole premises consists of just two rooms a doorway porch, and a miniscule bathroom shoved in the corner of the massage room (which also doubles as a kitchen and wash room). Parking round the corner is ample, but the entrance/exit is from a very busy main road. New premises are definately needed in my opinion.

Kirsty (a.k.a Kelly who used to work at the bungalow fr's 15235 & 15303) looked as stunning as ever. Fine figure, beautiful face, lovely breasts, fantastic ass, and a neatly trimmed (& now pierced) pussy. She looked great in a silver bra black thong and little black wrap-around skirt. She looked even better when these had been removed.

Unfortunately I wasn't completely with it, and by the time that I realised that I had seen Kirsty (Kelly) before it was too late, I had already paid my money. So I to seeing if Kirsty had improved her service at all.
The answer quite simply is NO. The massage was ok, but when we got down to things Kirsty is still a very UN-willing partner. Covered oral was ok but brief, and the sex would have been better with a blow up doll. Conversation was non-existant, and although she does now allow touching, it's only very brief, and strictly no reverse oral.
When will she learn that good looks are not enough in this job, a good standard of service, and personality are far more important.
There are much better ladies out there, and all within a reasonable driving distance, Kirsty needs to book up her ideas.