Review of Anika of Anikassecret, London

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New development in Wandsworth by the river. Very smart

Much better then the website photos, even the new ones. She is mid height, dark hair, pale skin, slim.

First, Agency Caprice. The gold standard has arrived, gentlemen. With the sad demise of Creme de la Femme (apparently due to dodgy dealings on the side by the owner) I thought all was lost. But no. Caprice is really well run, efficient, makes the girls be professional and only has truly beautiful ladies. No scrubbers, here. The first time I used them I rang them back after the punt to complement them on their service. The ladies who answer the phone have honeydew voices and sound as if they are gorgeous. I hope they are otherwise another fantasy goes down the drain. Keep it up ladies if you are reading.

Now, Anika. The ultimate GFE. She is beautuful, fun and energetic. Now when I say energetic, I mean a kind of energetic that is a wonder to behold. She is the definition of perpetual motion. Moving continually.

Her USP is pouncing on you as you walk in the door. Clad in sexy underwear/nightie, she begins deep french kissing before your toecap has even crossed the threshhold.

But Anika is not kinky. None of your WS, anal, S/M stuff here. And when you meet her you will see why this is irrelevant. I could not imagine being so basic and insulting to this Angel by even suggesting any of these 'Barbie of West London' activities. She is just fantastically sexy. If you could take her out for dinner or on holiday people would think: "Lucky bloke. What a beautiful, charming, sexy and intelligent wife."

And she is intelligent. I had a wonderful long discussion about European politics, scuba diving and her life where she clearly came across as a well read, well travelled independant of mind lady. Why wasn't my ex wife like that. She speaks amazing English with a beautiful, clipped accent and comes from Budapest.

In summary, this is a lady that if any of us met in real life, we would be plotting to see if we could marry her. If only I had done a school trip to Budapest 10 years ago!

Gentlemen, look after her. Treasure her. She is the special one we have all been looking for.