Review of Patrice of MKE Finest, Milton Keynes

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Easy booking about 10 days in advance once the schedule was listed on their website. Call on the day to confirm and was given clear directions to the property in Fenny Stratford. Easy free parking within a 5 min walk on a housing estate. The building was very nice, easy to find and doorbell entry and not overlooked. The maid was very friendly and showed me to a room upstairs while Patrice was getting ready. The room was very clean, fresh towels and an en suite bathroom for me to take a shower beforehand as I'd driven nearly 2 hrs in the heat of the summer.

Patrice is exactly as you see on the website and on MKE Twitter and on her own personal Twitter. She's incredibly attractive and has a mind boggling body. She was so so down to earth and relaxing to be around, her personality was so much more than I could have possibly hoped for. She's a queen, an absolute queen, I don't know how else to describe her.

Booked 10 days in advance over the phone.Confirmed on the day and made my way to Fenny Stratford. I'd never been there before and didn't really know what to expect as I live a few hours drive away, but the pull of Patrice's pics on the site and her daily Twitter, meant I HAD to book her. When I was out of the shower and she walked in wearing a gorgeous black bra top thingy and matching black g string and suspender straps with a glittery strappy suspender belt my jaw was on the floor. Myself and Patrice knew of each other on Twitter having exchanged a few comments here and there over the past 7 or 8 months or so but it had taken until now before we were face to face. She seemed overjoyed when i told her who I was on twitter. Patrice is so so pretty, those eyes, those luscious lips and perfect smile and teeth, omg, she's almost intimidatingly pretty and there are no filters on her online pics,her slender fingers and pretty nails too, she's the full package. She let me get to grips with her gorgeous body for a while, teasing me while I stood in my boxers and she grabbed at my cock as I kissed her sweet, smooth caramel skin. Patrice asked me what I liked, and I got it! All of it and more! She does real deep French kissing, probably the best I've ever had, that tongue and those lips, so delicious just kissing this beautiful woman - someone pinch me!
We eventually removed Patrice's bra and g string to fully show me her curves and wow, this body is just mind boggling. Patrice knows I like curvy black ladies, but this was a whole other level of beauty and erotic attraction I had to her. I found myself going down on her in the first 5 mins, I love this and wanted her to enjoy my tongue fully and I'm pretty sure she did enjoy it. I couldn't help but rim Patrice's gorgeous curvy bottom it was just unreal, I was mesmerised. All throughout Patrice was engaged, responsive, fun, funny and erotic as hell, teasing me and turning me on and quickly learning how to press my buttons and boy oh boy she did. After more snogging and sucking her delicious large breasts I finally let her go to work on me and this woman giving you oral is genuine next level stuff. Her lips are so lush and soft and her lipstick on my cock too, wow. She did a real slow, sloppy, erotic cock worship that was driving me insane laying back watching her. I had booked 45mins but it was at this point I realised it was a mistake and I wanted an hour as I didn't want this to end and Patrice quickly made sure she had no further booking straight away after and we carried on sucking me and licking me in every way a woman can turn a guy on. Patrice turned over next and presented me with her curvy round smooth sweet caramel chocolate rump and allowed me to rub baby oil into it while she shook it in my face. Jesus, I like big butts and I cannot lie - this was the stuff of wet dreams. She sat on my face next at my request, i couldnt get enough i was really turned on.Time was running out so I finally instigated sex in missionary (after putting on a condom) her eyes never leaving mine, it really was ecstasy, especially when we began to snog at the same time. Then after a while I was struggling not to finish now so into doggie where I knew it wouldn't last long as Patrice's bootylicious caboozie bouncing off my pelvis as she encouraged me on finally sent me over the edge.

We had a great chat after, Patrice is an absolute delight and just so fun and funny to be around. She kept telling me my tongue was amazing which made me feel so good as I'd really enjoyed giving her lots of oral as she tasted delicious. We went downstairs, still fooling around and chatting and laughing with the maid before she let me out into the street as my time was up. What an exceptional encounter. Patrice isn't and escort imo, she's a true courtesan and there's a difference. She instinctively read me from the start, pressed my buttons and knew how to turn me on. She took care of my every need, she was polite, courteous and extremely naughty when she wanted to be. Her kissing also made it feel all so genuinely like a true GFE should be. It's no secret I'm very attracted to black women, but Patrice has really got it all. If I saw her walking down the street in tight jeans I'd happily end up in A&E from blindly walking headfirst into a lamppost- she so attractive.

I told Patrice I'd be back as I'd enjoyed her company so much and I intend to go back and see her again for sure.
If you like a true real life GFE with erotic snogging, teasing, lush lips, deep sloppy bj and a body to admire that's sent from the gods, you need to book Patrice. Her personality is her best trait however, she will brighten your day from the moment she lays those beautiful eyes on you.