Review of Mixy of House of Divine, London

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The downstairs flat near Victoria station. Clean and tidy as always.

Much as described in her profile, the pictures show an accurate indication of her body. Mixy has a pretty east Asian face, no excessive tattoos of obvious enhancements. Partly shaven pussy which, though nostalgic, is probably not everybody's cup of tea these days. All in all, a good looking girl. As advertised, she is slightly older than the average HOD escort, mid 30's according to her profile, but it was not obvious and she was none the worse for it at all. In theory this should have been a great punt, but....

If I did not know differently, I would have guessed Mixy was a novice and somewhat green behind the ears, either that or she has a very different idea of escorting to me and the vast majority of the other 90 or so different working girls I have booked over the years. It is hard to put my finger on what went wrong, as nothing was truly awful, I think it was mainly just attitude and a lack of understanding of her clients expectations.

This is what happened, I'll leave you to judge....

I arrived on time, pretty much bang on 11:00 as I walked through the door. I was met by Mixy herself and she asked if I needed to use the toilet, which I declined. She then rather pointedly said "To wash your hands!" - Now I pride myself of my cleanliness and had sanitised my hands just moments before entering, I was fresh and clean, as always, and had no need for the bathroom. I obliged, however, and cleaned my hands yet again, just to be polite. I had also asked her for a glass of water which had earned me a slight frown (it is normally automatically offered at HOD, I guess she did not get the memo).

I proceeded to the indicated bedroom and she also entered and said "is it half hour?", I nodded, then she said "80 pounds" and held out her hand. A little brash maybe, but not too out of the ordinary (although I had not even taken my coat off at this point). I handed over the cash and she was strait out of the room with hardly a word, only to arrive back a good six minutes later, looking exactly the same (bare in mid this was only a 30 minute booking, and her first of the day)

I had stripped down to my pants, and sat there twiddling my thumbs until she finally arrived back. She asked if I wanted oral with or without and kissing? I said yes to kissing and that I preferred OWO, if she was happy to provide it (I never expect OWO or DFK, even when listed, as I know it is always at the girls discretion). She snapped back, "No it's up to you, not me, what do you want?" very odd, and not at all what I am used to at HOD.

She then turned her back on me and started undressing while facing the mirror! Okay, a little clichéd for my taste, but hay ho, each to their own I suppose. She stripped off and I stood behind her and caressed her arse and boobs to little reaction, she then turned around, pointed to my boxers and barked "Take those off!" - Was this a very amateurish attempt at dom? Whatever it was, my cock was pretty limp at this point which is unheard of, after all she was not at all bad looking, but her attitude and demeanour were a huge turn off, my heart was sinking - Had I picked a lemmon?

I think you can probably see how this was going. I suggested we lay on the bed, we kissed, not really full French, but it was okay, and she went down on me. To be fair, she had a pretty reasonable technique all being considered, but still not enough to make me really hard again, this really is unheard of, I am normally like a flag pole at this point. I was now having to lead, which is okay and not that uncommon. I requested face sitting for RO, I'm not a fan of female pubes, but she had a nice looking pussy otherwise, with a slightly larger than average clit, it was okay, but very one sided. Still no proper hard on, the chemistry had failed from the start and I was coming to the conclusion it was totally unrecoverable.

She gave me some more OWO, again, reasonably well executed, but lacked any real passion or eye contact. She then said, "Tell me when you are going to cum" and started wanking me off! I had hoped for proper sex, I pay for a fuck not a wank, after all, I can do that myself! But at this point I really just wanted to leave and my cock was in full agreement. I probably would not have be able to penetrate her anyway given the way he was rapidly deflating. She did manage to make me cum after several minutes which was a least a little bonus I suppose. But then she pulled out a box of wipes and said "There you go", got up, walked towards the door saying "Be ready to leave when I get back!" and was gone!!! It is only 23 minutes past the hour. You really could not make this up. I have never had to clean up myself, that is always part of the service, this was feeling very low end AW, bordering a 20 quid quicky in soho!

Now I know that sometimes the girls have back to back bookings so it is not really possible to ever get the full time, but this was the first booking of the day. The fact I was able to book the 'golden' 11am slot just the day before, and was told she had no other morning bookings, told me that she was probably not in huge demand, and I can see why. She was in the room for less than 20 minutes, that is only two thirds of what I had paid for, no sex, just bad vibes. Her English was perfect so no excuses there either for the brashness.

I was going to give her a negative rating, but she does have other good reviews (though her time keeping is mentioned more than once) so I figure it could have just been a chemistry thing and did not want to put a red mark on her listing, no girl can be expected to bond with every client and, as I say, no one thing was truly awful. I obviously will not be booking Mixy again, she simply was not HOD grade in my opinion. This has happened before over the years, a couple of times to be fair, and it is a risk we all take, though HOD girls are normally excellent, I guess it just was not my day.

Maybe I have be spoiled by the likes of Bunny, Jess, Gabby, Lizzy, Kat Et al. and in punting it is horses for courses. So I will go with neutral this time and let you decide if you if the problem was with me or her. I think I will stick to the EE girls, they are so good in comparison. Good luck!