Review of Sasha of La Maison, Manchester

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Slighty run down area. not as glamourous as the website.

50 ish, skinny, but not in a healthy way. She said she had been on the game 30 years. Has had something done to her top lip that makes it look a bit odd.

The lady seemed very wired and over the top for eleven in the morning and she didnt seem to be taking a lot in.

Sasha stripped off and was licking me. Her face got up close to mine and her breath wreaked badly. She must have a caught a look from me and said “sorry , I must smell of booze and fags.” Someone admitting to smelling of booze at 11am didn’t strike me as a good start.
After that l got a sense clearly she didn’t like me and had a chip on her shoulder. She started saying things like “I have been doing this for 30 years and never had any diseases .”

I decided just to have a hand job with baby oil and get out. She seemed to go at it for 30 seconds more or less stop and start over again. Bizarrely, she just stopped suddenly and started shouting and swearing. “Fuck this, I’m bored, you can pay me and fuck off. I can’t be doing with this, I’m bored. Fuck off you’re boring,”. She just kept ranting , going around in a loop. I kept quiet. She wasn’t behaving rationally and I was worried she might get physical, but not in a good way. She kept asking for her money. I thought it was safest to give her the 40 quid and get out.

She went outside and shouted to the madame that she was done and did some more swearing.

When I left the room the madame asked me if she had been drinking. Which made me think this wasn’t the first time. The madame was good enough to give me my 20 quid entry money back - but not the 40 quid I gave Sasha. To be honest, I was pleased to get out of there without it turning nasty. The reception lady was very reasonable. I have no gripe with the parlour, just avoid Sasha if you dont like loud drunks, and women who might not be looking after themselves too well.