Review of Chloe of Alicia's, Crewe

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The top parlours in Crewe are Cheshire Elite and Brooklyns Babes, while Alicias is very much an also-ran. There are two rooms (both with en-suite electric showers): a spartan room at the back and a larger more comfortable one at the front. Furnishings are very basic, rooms have no videos & no central heating There's nono running hot water in the loo, & no loo paper.

When the girls are asked to show themselves, it is always a very cursory thing as if they can't be bothered.

Half-an-hour is £40, a tenner less than the other two grander parlours.

Alicia's really ought to shape up.

The website describes Chloe as "a fiery red head, a very mischievous lady who loves to have fun! She’s in her early 30s long red hair, baby blue eyes, 36C and dress size 8. Loves kisses and cuddles". There are three photos which look nothing like her.*

The reality is rather different. Sh is a plump woman in her late forties, with a tubby belly . Her "red hair" is so dark it appears darkbrown. She doesn't kiss or do OWO or anal. She wouldn't take her spectacles off. Her conversation was pedestrian.

* Chloe actually admitted that the description was about someone else!!

In short, I was very disappointed. Although pleasant enough, Chloe made no attempt to be sexy or flirty. Her covered oral was just about OK, but once sex began, she was the proverbial sack of potatoes. She complained that my dick was too big and hurt her, and after one rather strong thrust as he ctually refused to allow me to fuck her for a few minutes. Ultimately I withdrew and wanked myself to a finish.

The madam called time just after 20 minutes, such a cheek when one is paying good money up front.

Amazingly, I'd had to wait half an hour, as her previous punter had extended his half hour to a full hour. Chloe added that earlier in the day she had had a 3-hour slot with a regular. Those guys must see something in Chloe that I couldn't.

In sum, the worst fuck I've had for a long time. (I'd been thinking of Aleesha at Cheshire Elite (she's no longer there, I'm afraid) who for £50 did the most fabulous sex. Chalk & cheese!)

I'll probably go back to Aicias to see some other girls, as I've had some good times there;, but I won't ever see Chloe again