Review of Eve of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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As you all already know the place is super clean and always smells fresh an clean blah blah blah..... The lovely Millie was on today who I love to bits and would like to say she loves me! Hahaha. She's always so welcoming and very polite. Parking was busy but just managed to get a space with a bit of luck and is free which is very good. Only bad point would be the showers, they're a shower of shit lol.

Well well well, Eve is absolutely gorgeous!!! Where the fuck has she been hiding! Omg, she's so easy to get on with,a real good laugh and loves football which instantly made her a winner in my books and I'm very hard to please lmao. She's a good height,I'd say around 5ft 7 ish, white,lovely soft skin, shaven pussy, lovely set of pins on her too. Painted toenails. Her hair is very silky and she smelt lovely too and she is very pretty and really good looking.

So I was taken up to the room by the lovely Millie and as always I did my prayers and mantras as I'm waiting for Eve to come up. She then walks in, boom! so I finish up praying and we done the usual small talk and greeted one another, she did ask if I was praying and was interested in so I offered to do a prayer over her to which she gladly accepted and did tell me what she is struggling with (which i won't mention) in life and i will pray for you Eve and get you that religious amulet. We had a lovely cuddle as we were both naked. I lay down on my front and she starts massaging me and we had a lovely chat which is nice as I love to talk but I did let her speak too hahaha. She is sooooo down to earth and sooooo friendly I felt so at ease with her! Fuck me she literally reminds me of my ex girlfriend before that all went wrong obviously. She's proper sexy and I literally could spend all day with her, Kind of girl I'd settle down with and also loves football which is a fucking bonus for us lads that do like football! She did comment on my painted toenails and said they need a topcoat hahahahahah lmao so she done my nails for me, she such a cutie an I love her to bits already and I've only met her once, will definitely be seeing her more and hope she can work more days! I also massaged and licked n sucked her barefeet and toes which she enjoys and loves her feet being held an softly rubbed so i gladly obliged and did as i was told but we spoke so much we ended up cuddling loads which was so lovely! In the words of Britany Spears, she was born to make me happy lmao. I literally drove home singing all the way whilst ripping up the A5 I was on cloud 9 guys an absolute fucking babe! Well that's my review for Eve, thank you so much for today, had a lovely time and I'll see you soon hopefully! Enjoy the England game againest Wales tonight if you get home on time! God bless you Eve. Ciao, adios, I'm done!