Review of Eve of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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All the changes that were in place at the Old Coach House owing to Covid 19 have been abolished.

The venue has been reported on many times. Unfortunately Eve and I were in the dingy middle room, no chair to sit on while
you unlace and lace your shoes and no natural light.

Eve's photos do not show what a lovely face she has. In some of her photos she seems rather thin, she isn't, she is slim. She has shapely boobs but
a medalion in her cleavage, which seems to say 'Keep Out Percy'. If you are a bum man be aware she has a rather small and flat bottom.

The session started as usual with me lying on my front. Her massage technique on my back and shoulders was just right.
There were not many reach unders and they were teasing rather than arousing. There was no B2B. After I had turned over I asked for Brest relief,
but didn't really get it. What I got was hand relief with my knob against a boob.

This year a lot of new girls have appeared in the EGO massage gallery. I have had the dilemma of booking a session with someone who I have
seem before who I know will give me what I want, or taking a chance with a new girl. To date taking a chance with a new girl, Scarlet, Demi and Yasmin
has paid off. I cannot say the same for Eve. There was nothing wrong with the session, it just wasn't that good. The niceties were missing. No wlecome
kiss on the cheek nor goodbye. Infact I was invited to let myself out.
I drove home wishing I had booked Jayda, who I have seen several times and who also works on Wednesdays