Review of Jules of House of Divine, London

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Decent London flat near Victoria station. Discreet, clean and warm - with shower and clean towels.

For me “Jules” has the perfect body: petite, slim, shapely and with the most achingly sweet young breasts. Very like the girl I fell in love with over 50 years ago (and whom I still love deeply, but whose love for me is now only platonic).
She has the kind of pretty, slightly cheeky, face that doesn’t need make-up. And such a lovely slow smile.
My fornicating days are drawing to a close, but I can well imagine continuing to pay just for a cuddle - and the joy of gazing into those clear young eyes.

Take a word of advice from an old sinner: she is very special, and unique today in London - or anywhere. Don’t miss this priceless gem.

My youthful good looks deserted me long ago and I have paid for sex for many years. But this stands out as a really memorable experience. After literally hundreds of such encounters, this is only the second review I have ever written.

I had a truly lovely time with Jules. Initially she was quiet and shy, but I sensed she was genuinely willing to please. And I was so grateful that such a beautiful young woman was prepared to share her perfect little body with me.

I am more than three times her age (and I cannot write those words without a frisson of guilty pleasure) and so it is unsurprising that she was reticent initially. But with gentle coaxing and smiling she gradually relaxed. Her FK began hesitantly and I didn’t push it but allowed her to set the pace - and I got a fabulous reward. As she became more comfortable with me she began to respond, and soon she was kissing me back passionately. Me! Despite my age and battered old face.

From then on it all went well, every service on her profile was willingly offered - with a smile and a girlish giggle. But be aware that she doesn’t guarantee to provide them, it is up to you to earn them.

Reading some other horrible reviews I almost missed out on this life-affirming experience. I asked her about them and she finds them very unfair and hurtful. I think they say much more about the writers than they say about Jules.

Guys, try to put yourself in her position. She is very, very young. New in a big city and a country very different from her own, and new to a challenging profession. Every working day she is confronted by frightening strangers, foreigners to her, usually not very attractive and much older. Naturally she is shy (I wouldn’t want it any other way) but you should not interpret that as coldness. It is up to you to help her get comfortable with you. If you respond with coldness you might as well go home. She does understand how vulnerable men can feel in these situations, and she tries not to show any negative emotions, but please also understand that any whiff of poor hygiene completely kills the mood for her.

HOD’s older women are well-practised at providing an excellent professional service to us men who, let’s face it, are mostly not good-looking. They are less easily put off by our imperfections. But these women who bring so much joy to our often disappointing lives are all people, not machines, and they are not all the same. If you want a reliable, predictable service choose an older woman. But you will miss out on the sheer delight of seeing a sweet young creature blossoming in response to your kindness.