Review of Iki of London Japanese Escorts Paradise, London

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Top floor flat in terraced house close to Earls Court Underground station (Warwick Road exit). Parking difficult I would guess. Long narrow hallway, basic gloomy bedroom, bathroom, quite clean.

In appearance not as expected either from her photographs or her profile, although age 25 could be accurate. Plump, bum a bit saggy. No expert but I would say looks and demeanour definitely not Japanese, Chinese perhaps.

My first time with this agency. Got off to a rocky start when the venue had to be changed at short notice from South Kensington to Earls Court leading to a 30 mins delay. The agency’s excuse was that they had forgotten the lady had changed her address, and they offered a £10 discount.

On arrival at the flat I was admitted into the hallway in total darkness, maybe to discourage immediate comparison between the lady in person and her agency pictures.

It has to be said this lady has a very bad manner being abrupt, peremptory and impatient to the point of rudeness. Although her profile mentioned GFE with “extras” she refused to engage in any preliminary discussion about what was required, simply snapping “full service – massage, suck your cock, sex” with the accusation that I must be a first timer if I required any kind of discussion.

A request for a shared shower led to a very difficult dialogue. “Shower? yes”. “No, a shared shower”. “Shared shower? Yes”. “You get in the shower with me?” “Shower? Yes”. “No, a shared shower, you get in the shower with me”. “Yes, shared shower.” Then, “I stand outside, you in shower, that is shared shower, I not get in, I have showered already”.

By that time I had totally lost interest both in the idea of a shared shower and in any of the other services the lady could provide and I told her I was leaving.

Her parting shot was “Shared shower? Shared shower? For that people give extra, £10 extra.”