Review of Alex of House of Divine, London

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Lovely usual flat close to Victoria station. Clean and tidy

Alex is a curvy blonde English girl. The pictures are different from her profile, but she has that curvy body
that some guys may like. I saw her a while ago when I came to visit Elizabeth. So she had a nice bum and decided
that I should visit her. Sadly, not a good idea.

I like to book girls as early a possible so we are both fresh and clean.

I arrive five minutes earlier, and after all the check ups was directed to the room and waited for Alex.

She arrived 15 minutes late, with a strong smell of smoke and some hints that she didn't showered. On top of that,
she demanded I hide my phone, which I only had in my hands because I was bored of waiting for her to show up. I
understand that we all want to keep our visits as private as possible, but she took the phone from my hand and shoved it
under the stack of clothes I had on the chair.

Not a great start. We got naked, I paid her, but at that point I was not very inspired tbh. I asked her if she
could give me oral with condom and she did it, very reluctantly. Just like she was disgusted by it. OK, fine.
Let's have sex and get this over with, I thought to myself. We did it in missionary for like five minutes. There
was no eye contact, there was no enjoyment from her part and definitely not for me.

I got fed up with this and stop it there, got dressed and left. It was a terrible terrible punt.

I have never had any problems with the girls from HoD before. They all have been super nice and very engaged.
And I'm fully aware that this is a job for the girls, but if you take the money, you should provide the service or
decline. If Alex had a problem with me, I would have felt much better if she would have declined to provide the
service. The idea of visiting HoD is to have a nice time with a lovely lady, otherwise I would stay home, look
for the latest video of Emily Willis and have a wank.

This may have been an isolated case, and maybe I was very unlucky. But I would not recommend her
nor will I ever book her.