Review of Ivy of House of Divine, London

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HOD 1 in West Kensington. Basement flat described many times before.

Small (5'2") young British woman of filipino background. Photos fail to convey anything of how lively, upbeat and eager to please she is. See below.

Climbing Ivy

When seeking a woman, follow my strictures
Don’t put too much weight upon the girl’s pictures
Photoshopping, cropping, blurring her face
Mean the look of the lassie may well be erased
Much less, I think, at the House of Divine
But photographs vary, it’s a grey line.
Therefore, chaps, please use imagination,
You’ll probably meet a real sensation.
Sweet Ivy’s delightful; her pics – awful
I really don’t think that it should be lawful
There she seems sullen, quite dour and severe
When the real young lady is full of good cheer,
Chatty, smart, funny, a right scallywag
And always, every time, up for a shag.

Filipino extraction; just five foot two
Brought up in blighty, as you will construe
From her skills with the English vernacular
Her other skills: also spectacular!
A number of piercings, and tasteful tattoos
Alternative styling, she has few taboos.
If this description has piqued your int’rest
Get money, get transport, go find out the rest!
Just as I went, to the House of Divine,
I’d made a booking, no waiting in line,
The maid was attentive, showed me the way
To the room in which Ivy and I would soon play.
I sat their waiting in great expectation
And then she bounced in, to my great elation!

We cuddled, snogged deeply, right from the off
Intertwining, and clothing beginning to doff,
She’ll keep her boots on if you’re that way inclined
But I wanted her as nature designed,
So as quick as we could we both got quite nude
And a great deal of mutual fun then ensued.
Her skill and grace then left me quite thunderstruck
Did I mention? Young Ivy adores a good game of scrabble.
She has a cute bod, that’s everywhere shaven
So down I descended to explore her haven.
It’s tasty and shapely and quite well defined
She said she enjoyed it (she’s terribly kind).
My tongue spent some time there exploring that region
But there’s plenty of choice, Ivy’s pleasures are legion!

So, having played with the girl and tasted her nectar
I have rarely, if ever, been more erecter,
She noticed and said that it needed attention
So with lips and tongue she explored my extension.
Helix hedera, English Ivy, had other names back in time
Like ‘Bindwood’ and ‘Lovestone’, and these seemed to chime
With this gorgeous woman’s whole-hearted approach
To my manhood, using methods I could not reproach!
Then on with a rubber, and on it she climbed,
A movement for which I was certainly primed
We kissed, stroked and cuddled with me deep inside -
It really was a most excellent ride.
At this sort of thing she’s quite the doyenne,
So I’ll be back soon to climb Ivy again!