Review of Dior of House of Divine, London

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HoD 2, first floor apartment above HoD 3. Place was easy to get to and seemed clean and tidy.

Attractive mixed race brunette. Around 5'4" with a 34D bust. Size 10. Seemed to be early-mid thirties and she is certainly the same person as the photos.

I had initially made a booking to see Morgan, but was later told that she would be unable to make it, but Dior was available instead. I arrived couple of minutes before the meeting time and was ushered into the rather small room (the double bed fits end to end). Dior entered shortly afterwards where we exchanged pleasantries and sorted out the finances.

She seemed a little inexperienced (looked like her first day doing this) so I thought we should start with kissing. However, only light pecks seemed to be on offer, no french kissing. We moved to the bed for some OWO, which was very lightly, almost half-heartedly delivered.

After a few minutes of this, I offered to go down on her, hoping this would warm her up a bit. She seemed to a respond well to this but after a few minutes she said her next booking was due soon and asked what I wanted to do. Any suggestion I made was met with her saying she couldn't as time was almost up. Seeing that this wasn't going anywhere anymore, I redressed myself. Initially during this she apologised for having me leave without finishing but eventually started trying to pass the buck, saying "30 minutes is too short for this kind of thing" and "you should have timed it better".

In all my time doing this, I have never had this kind of problem. I'm not sure if that makes me lucky or not that I can count this as one of the few "bad" punts I've experienced. However, this was undoubtedly the worst punt I've ever been on and I really hope this isn't indicative of the kind of people HoD are now hiring.