Review of Helen of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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Milton Keynes block of flats, small bedroom with ensuite. Shower had some hairs lying around and the big fawcet, rainforest or whatever you call those big ones, needs some serious Mr Muscle treatment.

Nice place overall.

Tall european redhead, very pale, not at all like Allie McBeal (as another punter said), much closer to Lea Seydoux. Website description accurate, in my opinion. She has huge, tender boobs.

This app brought me ought of retirement as a reviewer. It was one of those which elicit a sigh of resignation upon departure. Is that all there is, my friend? What was I hoping for? What am I hoping for, in general terms?

Helen insisted that she had been working in MK and London (HoD) for a year or so, but I'm sure she's the same girl who was at Divine four-five years ago, or else she has a twin. Tall, pale redhead [check], a bit like Lea Seydoux [check], friendly but extremely passive in the bedroom, almost asleep [check], submissive [well, not really], willing [check - well, after a fashion].

I can see what another writer meant about her having developed a coping strategy. She's accommodating like a wife saying to her hubby, 'Go on, do your thing, but be quick, I want to sleep'. The 'very soft skin' mentioned on the website now reads as a subtle clue as to what would happen. I was instructed not to squeeze her boobs. I was also told, 'Don't do that', when I gave her ample rump a couple of spanks when she was cowgirling me. So, no spanking the bum, no squeezing the boobs, and her kissing technique was feeble.

The positives? Well, she's young, hot, ample bosom, great legs, nice ass, and accepted my fingers without complaint, and no problems when my tongue ventured ever further south. Her owo was quite excellent, and came to the rescue when the sex failed to come off. Her being on top was rubbish, not enough vigour or enthusiasm. I had the mental image of a wheelbarrow having its contents tipped over my head, that's what I got from her dragging her belly and knockers above me. We switched to mish, to no effect, the old chap was loosening his collar and belt buckle, looking for his slippers and cocoa. I had to act fast, so I asked her to 69 me and promised a verbal warning. This worked out fine and she gave me a very satisfying handjob at the end. I cleaned-up fast and left, 27mins roughly with 23 more gone to waste (app was for 45).

So, if it's the same girl (maybe not) she's slipped a little. Too many 'No's' and not enough whoopie. Compared with my incall with Aylin, this was a waste of time. No rapport, and no real fuck. Not all the redheads are firecrackers, so be warned. Choose carefully.