Review of Billie of House of Divine, London

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HOD 1 - My least favourite of all the houses simply because it's a bit of a pain to get to but otherwise a nice clean and very discreet location (the most discreet of all 3 houses I would say) with a lovely maid.

Fairly tall and unquestioningly beautiful with large natural breasts, shoulder length hair which she kept in a bun throughout, gorgeous eyes, a wonderful smile and a lovely pussy. From what I recall she does have at least 1 small tattoo somewhere on her upper body but as stated on her profile she's by no means covered in art which is quite a rarity nowadays and makes a refreshing change. Stated age of 21 is believable though given Hod's reputation for not stating girls ages accurately (I have had this confirmed by multiple girls whose profiles listed them as around 25/26 whereas they confessed they were actually 28/29 which is fine as they certainly could pass for the ages stated on their profiles it would just be nice to get an honest age listed).

I feel compelled to leave this review having seen Billie a while back due to wanting to give her another positive one on her profile and due to what has been said by another reviewer with whom I agree on certain things.

At the time of seeing Billie she was relatively new to the industry having worked for only approx. a month as a working girl which could go some way to explaining a few downsides to the booking. To be absolutely clear I do thoroughly recommend Billie but feel I owe it to fellow punters to give them an idea of what to expect.

Upon entering the room I handed her the money and she appeared not nervous but a bit hesitant and unsure of how to start proceedings laying out a towel on the bed and sitting on the edge all the while opening her blouse to expose her breasts. We started with an uncovered blowjob which wasn't as deep or intimate as I tend to like though again she was relatively new to the industry and she doesn't have deep-throating listed on her profile so this was fine. On the plus side she did give plenty of eye contact and this was very nice. As I say she is a very beautiful woman and you could get lost in those gorgeous eyes of hers. We moved to the bed after this for touching and kissing and this is where I have to critique Billie as much as it pains me:

Despite what is stated on her profile Billie does not offer FK. Her kissing was very light and closed lipped and certainly didn't involve any tongues and I'm quite relieved to find that I am not the only punter she has done this with. I've not had this issue with other girls in fact many have stated they enjoy kissing and being intimate with me as I always make sure to shower thoroughly before a booking and brush my teeth. I'm also a lot younger than most other punters according to the girls so i'm sure it wasn't a case of her finding me unwashed etc. Anyway, back on track, this was a fairly big issue for me as I do enjoy FK and DFK and if I had known beforehand that Billie only offers light pecking I probably would not have booked her. Of course if Billie doesn't want to FK this is 100% up to her but if she wont offer this service, HOD needs to adjust her profile accordingly as otherwise you're just lying to potential punters.

The sex was satisfactory though lacking slightly in passion at first although she did become much more passionate and animated as we went along. I can confirm there was a lot of eye contact throughout which is also a plus for me. This ended up working for me as I don't like the girls to fake anything and like for them to try and just have fun with me and by the climax she certainly gave the impression of having warmed up and enjoyed proceedings. Her initial lack of passion could also be explained by the fact that working as an escort is not her only job and indeed upon learning of what she did for societally respected work (I'm not saying that sex work isn't real work by the way, it certainly is but society as a whole judges escorts very unfairly despite that fact that for me personally being with professionals such as these ladies has really enhanced my life to no end) my respect for her grew immensely. She had just finished working several days in a row doing long shifts in her other job (a difficult job involving long sometimes unsociable hours) and she did say that she was tired looking forward to getting her shift over with.

For the remaining time of the booking we had a really lovely in depth chat on various subjects, sadly including that she had already had a few poor encounters with rude clients but luckily she had stood up for herself and told them where to go with their attitude, and she demonstrated that she is not only a very beautiful young woman but also kind, caring and intelligent. As a lot of girls have been, she was very complimentary of me and really helped me to feel better about myself despite my cripplingly low self-esteem. Getting a message from the maid post booking to say that Billie really enjoyed her time with me and would love to see me again was a nice cherry on top of a good booking.

Overall I thoroughly recommend Billie despite my criticisms. She's a beautiful, natural, caring intelligent young woman though her profile, which has recently been updated with gorgeous pictures, needs to be updated to reflect the services she actually offers and hopefully she grows in confidence and willingness to take the lead. If this is all done she could easily be one of the best girls at HOD.