Review of Laura of House of Divine, London

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HOD1, as previously described many, many, many times by others.
Furthest room back, which has an attached bathroom; not sure about the other rooms as I kept my head down when walking through (except for when I was leaving and saw the two other girls on duty that day in the main room in full naked splendor looking just fantastic).

Petite British gal, as shown on website. Website pictures suggest she wears a bit of makeup, but during my visit it looked like there was none/minimal. I think she was running late as she said she had just gotten out of the shower when she walked in, so maybe didn't have time to apply. Would describe as girl-next-door looks rather than model looks (not saying that as a negative).

Wanted to have one more fling somewhere before leaving London and since my previous experience at HOD was spectacular, I looked them up for another visit. After carefully reviewing all of the profiles that would be on duty the day of my visit, I selected Laura since she offered a service I hadn't partaken in yet during my previous visits to ladies. Called 5 days in advance hoping to get a 45 minute appointment early in the day. Even this far out, no 45 minute appointments were available until 5pm! There was a 30 minute opening at 11am when they open, and I figured the first appointment is probably a desirable spot to be in so I took it.

Day of appointment, I wasn't really feeling it, but got my ass over there anyway as it was my last chance to do this sort of thing. Glad I kept the appointment, as it turned out to be a good session. She was nice, and seemingly very sexual. Lots of FK, OWO, and standard positions. I was worried about having to rush with the 30 minute appointment, but it actually turned out to be just enough time. We had to rush out of the room at the end, as we went right up to about 5 minutes to go... About halfway through her flipping over on her back, she started DJ-ing, so I wanted to be polite and slow down a bit to wait until her song was over before requesting my desired finish from her services list (actually, she offered it and I of course said yes). If it wasn't for her record-scratching routine (which was very fun to watch BTW), we could have relaxed for a couple minutes before calling it a morning.

Laura isn't typically my type (I typically go for the more exotic Latin/Asian types), but she provided great services in the short amount of time I had. Not saying she isn't attractive, because she is, but just not my #1 go to.