Review of Rachael of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Ego Massage is located in the Old Coach House, whose address is given as 39A Aylesbury Street. It is not actually in Aylesbury Street, number 39 is in Aylesbury Street, 39A is a separate building behind it. It is accessed from the service road that runs behind the shops, parallel to Aylesbury Street. It is here that you will find a free council car park. Hence entry to the Old Coach House is very discreet. It being a Sunday, there were lots of empty spaces. There is also a free council car park at the corner of Napier Street and Victor Road, about 100 yards from the Old Coach House.

I have to disagree with many of the other reviewers. Rachael does not look like some of her photos, she is nowhere near as slim. She is heavier in the leg and has large buttocks, but she does not have any cellulite. She has magnificent boobs, an attractive face and a nice smile. I am not a good judge of age, but I reckon she is in her late thirties. I think she could best be described as a good looking MILF.

I was met at the door by an attractive blond with an east European accent, who showed me to the room. It being a very hot day I had a shower, then waited for Rachael. She did not arrive until 8 minutes past, I had arrived on time, so this was annoying. However what followed made up for it.

Throughout the session she did not use a lot of oil, so I could feel her hands in a way that made everything more pleasurable. She started on my legs and worked her way up and down performing some arousing 'reach unders'. This girl certainly knows how to 'tease a todger'. After I had turned on to my back I fondled her magnificent boobs and then asked her for breast relief. She obliged by bending over me from the side, so that our bodies were at right angles. This was good but I really wanted our bodies to be in line. I asked her to move to bottom of the table and to get between my legs. Unfortunately she said this made her back ache. So the session continued with a hand job, possibly the best hand job I have ever experienced. Her touch and her rhythm were perfect, I experienced sustained, intense sexual pleasure, that caused my whole body to shudder. A great session, just a pity she was a bit late.

When I was getting dressed, I asked her if Poppy still works there as she has disappeared from the schedule. She replied that it was Poppy who let me in and showed me to the room. She is no longer on the schedule because she is expecting a baby. I asked if Poppy has any plans to return as a masseuse. Rachael said it depends on how she feels, but it won't be before October. So keep your fingers crossed all you Poppy fans.