Review of Carla of Hush Massage, Nottingham

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It's gone downhill since my last visit. It needs repainting & redecorating.
There is residents only car parking on the streets surrounding it. There is a pay and display car park about half a mile away.
There's a public house directly opposite where the drinkers can easily see customers coming and going. The pub has set up a smokers opposite the entrance which further adds to making it unsettling for nervous punters. To make matters worse, as it was a hot day, staff from the barbers shop underneath had the doors wide open so all their customers could see.

Certainly NOT the photo's on the website. Do you remember a while ago Hush used photo's of a wonderbra model (face blanked out) claiming to be one of their girls. There's a thread on UKP very amusing.
The best thing about her is her tits, certainly not her personality. She claimed to work as a psychiratric nurse. Good luck to her patients.

It started off OK she was pleasant enough with the small talk. Then things went down hill when I suggested we moved the table so I could get a view of her. She said no as it was new. She spent more time wafting a feather over me then using her hands. I had to ask for a body slide as she hadn't offered one. She told me I had 5 minutes left as she had another punter waiting.
This time there were no towels or shower gel in the batroom so she took 5 minutes to find some.
When it came to paying it went further downhill.
The fee had all been agreed previously but she claimed she hadn't been told. She became hostile, aggressive and confronational.I said I'd give her an extra tenner but she refused. She dissapeared into the adjourning room, screaming at another working girl calling me an 'effing c**t, w****r.
I again offered to give her another tenner to placate her but she screamed in my face "eff off, don't ever book me again.
Don't worry, I shan't.
Hush has lost my custom. In future I'll be using Gumtree, Adult Work & VivaStreet.
This by far the worst punt I have ever experienced.