Review of Eliza of MKE Finest, Milton Keynes

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The same clean flat with the efficient and friendly maid (whom I wish would work the room herself!)

Tall, slender, cute, naturally busty Romanian. Photos are a good likeness; no surprises there.

After many pleasant visits to this establishment this encounter was very disappointing, being cold, mechanical, and rushed. Eliza's profile states that her services include OWO and FK; she refused to do either. For the record I was freshly showered and had minty fresh breath.

There was no attempt at foreplay, no warmth, and no attempt to get me properly turned on. Her brief attempt at covered oral was so fast and hard that it was almost painful; this was so un-erotic that there was no proper erection with which to attempt intercourse, so we ended up doing hand relief. This she finally managed, although I had to ask her twice to slow down and use a lighter touch.

Having paid for 30 minutes, I was out of the room in 15. Should have just booked the 20 minute quickie!

I did have a word with the lovely maid who was apologetic and encouraged me to email the management.

This was my second, recent bad experience here, the other being with Rosie-Lee who was so whacked out on painkillers (or something) that she was almost catatonic; I was afraid she was going to fall asleep at any moment. I did not bother writing a review of her since she was sacked almost immediately after my visit.

To fairly put this experience in perspective, I have had numerous enjoyable visits here and will continue to visit in the future. See my other reviews, particularly of the lovely Morgan and Courtney, and you'll see that I am not generally hard to please!