Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Postwar townhouse in a very nice part of Bayswater - on a prominent street in a very expensive part of town.The entrance is a little more out in the open than would be ideal for shuffling in and out 12 guys 6 times a day. I have to think eventually some neighborhood busy bodies will twig and they will have to shut it. The townhouse itself is fine, not luxurious but everything you need, clean, fit for purpose.

Of the six advertised, all were there except for Karina. Emily hosted but did not participate. The girls were all in good to great shape and what you would expect from the pictures on the website, no surprises. In order of impact:

Luiza - Brazilian galactico evil genius superfreak. The clear star of the evening. Insanely fit and genetically blessed, her body is a cross between a yoga addicted victoria's secret model and hollywood action movie heroine. Dirty as hell, just crazy, the really good crazy. Wherever she is is exactly where you want to be.

Kasia - Tall Latvian blonde. Funny and smart though she does a deprecating blond thing, very sweet and kind, and loves to talk softly to you and cuddle and make out and suck cock and get fucked really hard in the swing while she jerks herself off. A winning combination.

Candy - Caribbean Irish girl from Manchester. Super fit, also likes to suck a lot of cock (expertly using teeth) and get fucked hard. Not so much on the cuddly make out stuff.

Roxanna - Turkish/Cypriot she said but looks more light skinned indeterminate Western European. Maybe a little softer bodied than the rest of the crowd. Not one for kissing, and less confident and energetic than the top 3.

Andrea - Very tall Romanian blonde. The only one who seemed not really into it. I avoided her after we were together a bit, she was bringing me down. A spectacular fuck from behind though, crazy solid and a champ for the pounding.

OK - I was scared shitless, never having done anything like this before. Lots of insecurities, I'm an overweight guy in his late 40's with an average sized dick and unspectacular sexual stamina. Would I be out of place, make a fool of myself, or would it just be too weird in a room full of dicks?

I should not have worried. There were exactly zero men younger or fitter than me, and there were no sexual athletes dominating the room. It was all guys like me, with more or less experience and comfort with the scene. The only weird thing was how not weird it was. It all seemed perfectly natural after like 30 seconds. You really don't notice the other guys at all.

Ratio - As suggested in other reviews, it seems that they start with 6 girls and adjust down if there are less than the regulation 12 punters. 5 girls for this party, and I am sure there were less than 10 guys, if seemed like only 6-7 in the room at any one time. You did not need a sixth girl, most of the time there were 3-4 of the girls 1 on 1 and only one doubly engaged. Rarely were you 2 on 1 girl, on the contrary I seemed to spend a hell of a lot of time with one girl sucking my dick and another sitting on my face or making out. It seemed like the ratio was flipped especially in the 2nd half. There were only 2 guys in the room the last 20 minutes, and I was fucking Kasia from behind as hard as I could with Candy biting my chest and Luiza talking dirty with a tongue in my ear and squeezing my balls. So that was nice.

As above, Luiza and Kasia are worth making a special trip for, the other three are very good, good, and ok in different ways. My experience was fantastic, got to spend a lot of time with everyone, an incredible couple hours. Wish I'd done it sooner and I can't wait to do it again.