Review of Helen of Hey Do You Fancy A Change From The Norm ?, Milton Keynes

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Modern city centre apartment block. Discrete entrance. Very nice apartment, very comfortable and well furnished bedroom. Parking at nearby supermarket car park.

Tall, pale-skinned, auburn haired, 30ish, nice figure, great legs. Helen greeted me in her nurse outfit as requested but she had forgetfully left off the trousers, something I know would be a disciplinary matter in the NHS. Also, the smock jacket was a little bit short and stocking tops and suspender clips were clearly visible. As she bent over her bedside table much more came in to view. I think I successfully concealed my embarrassment.

This was my first ever role-play scenario but I was not pretending anything. My potency has been diminishing for some time and Nurse Helen, who I already knew to be a specialist in sex-therapy, was my latest hope for salvation. She wasted no time before instructing me, quite matter-of-factly, to strip off completely and lie on the bed. As I did so she bent over her bedside table again and I was delighted that Little Warrior started stirring from his latest slumber. Nurse Helen put on an odd-looking glove and began the examination process by immediately applying it to LW. The glove, it transpired, had a vibrating palm pad which had an instant impact on you know who and he was soon standing to attention totally unaided (a rarity of late). Helen then produced a length of purple cord and proceeded to truss my external sex organs in a series of half knotted loops, tugging each one tightly as she completed it, which was a bit scary but at the same time quite pleasurable. The ultimate effect was the best hard-on I had had for months. It got even better when she slowly moved her head down for a much closer inspection of that, by then, almost purple helmet. This was definitely not in the NHS handbook. I will leave to your imagination what followed but let me tell you that the Nurse/Patient protocol quickly went out of the window and what ensued was a period of joyous sexual congresses which, although I can only be sure about myself, I genuinely believe to be have been mutually pleasurable. One of the very best bookings I have ever had. Thank goodness for private medicine.

I had visited Helen about four years previously, when she was the star of MK Angels, and mentioned this to her. I was really surprised when she said "I know. I had a tick [of approval] by your name". I was really chuffed to hear that. I would like to think that my efforts to show my appreciation of her this time might have earned me a second tick.

Helen is not only very skilled at her job, she is also, once relaxed, very easy and natural in conversation. A delightful woman all round. I have asked her to help me fill in a lot of the blanks in my sexual cv in the next few appointments. I am really looking forward to them.