Review of Helen of Hey Do You Fancy A Change From The Norm ?, Milton Keynes

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Nice flat in CMK. Very clean, felt very safe, free parking at a nearby Supermarket.

Attractive, exactly like the photos on the website

Bit of a disaster really :(

I usually do my homework before visiting a girl and had high hopes when I decided to meet Helen. She has lots of favourable reviews on Punternet and I read every single one of them, but the appointment got off to a bad start due to a communication breakdown.

I rang to make the appointment a couple of hours before the meet and asked the receptionist over the phone whether Helen did roleplay or wore uniforms as I particularly liked the photos of her wearing PVC. The maid's response was "Yes, you discuss this with Helen when you arrive". I was then advised to ring when I parked the car so I could be directed to the flat.

Parked the car about 5 mins before the appointment was due to start and as I was instructed, rang to say I arrived. However, I couldn't get through on either the landline or mobile number on the website for over 20 mins, meaning the appointment was 30 mins late. Both phones just rang and didn't get answered.

On arriving, the maid offered a cold drink (which never came), and I took a quick shower.

Helen then came into the room in her lingerie and we sat on the bed and discussed what we wanted to cover, at which point I mentioned I'd like her to wear PVC. She told me that I should have requested that when I booked and I explained that the receptionist told me otherwise. So immediately the booking got off on the wrong foot and not in the kind of relaxed way I hoped it would. My preference is always to discuss what I want before I turn up so the appointment flows and if I was offered that option when I rang I would have taken it.

To give credit where it's due, Helen did check whether the coast was clear to retrieve an outfit and wear it - and she looked stunning in it. However, this reduced our time by another 15 mins.

Started off with reverse oral which I think she enjoyed following by her returning the favour, then onto sex (cowgirl then doggy), but then had to stop due to a condom malfunction which killed things a little. Despite her best attempts to make me climax it didn't happen and then we got the dreaded knock on the door to say time was up. I got the impression Helen was rather disappointed in me for not coming and her demeanor and attitude didn't exactly help. I felt pretty much rushed out the door.

This is the first time I've used this establishment and I don't think I'll be going back in future. If I'm going to be dispensing my hard earned cash on some fun I expect a little bit of professionalism and courtesy and I didn't get any of that.