Review of Helen of Helen, Leeds

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Discerning Helen works from her lovely home in a nice part of Yeadon, parking is freely available on her drive or the street outside her house.

Very attractive lady, late 40's, tall slim and elegant wearing her Discerning Massage tunic. Short fair hair and a mischievous smile and twinkle in her eye.

I have had a lot of stress of late with business and personal life, so it was time for a bit of "me" time. I had a good look round and came across Helen of Discerning Massage. I read some reports of her on here and another site, all glowing reports. Just the very thing, a bit of male pampering, all about me for a change.

I contacted Helen through the phone number on her site, very pleasant phone manner. She made me aware of the boundaries of her service. This is not full service, but an erotic massage with a happy ending. I was more than happy to avail myself of this.
Arrived in the area and gave Helen a quick call to let her know I had arrived, she gave me address and said parking was available on her drive. A couple of minutes later I was parked and the door opened to reveal this lovely lady, I have had a lot of stress of late with business and personal life, so it was time for a bit of "me" time. I had a good look round and came across Helen of Discerning Massage. I read some reports of her on here and another site, all glowing reports. Just the very thing, a bit of male pampering, all about me for a change.
I contacted Helen through the phone number on her site, very pleasant phone manner. She made me aware of the boundaries of her service. This is not full service, but an erotic massage with a happy ending. I was more than happy to avail myself of this.
Arrived in the area and gave Helen a quick call to let her know I had arrived, she gave me address and said parking was available on her drive. A couple of minutes later I was parked and the door opened to reveal this lovely lady, late 40's, tall slim and elegant wearing her Discerning Massage tunic. Short fair hair and a mischievous smile and twinkle in her eye.

On entering I was offered a coffee and biscuit, then lead upstairs to the massage room. Well laid out with scented candles burning and soothing background music. Helen asked me to undress for the assisted bath which takes place before the main event. Entering the bath Helen took care washing my "bits" then left me to dry off and join her in the massage room.
On entering the massage room I was met with the sight of Helen reclining on the massage table wearing only her bra and panties, she greeted me with a kiss and asked me to lie face down on the comfortable table. Mirrors are strategically placed round the room so you can have a view of what Helen is doing to you.
The next hour was filled with Helen delivering this amazing experience, incredibly soothing and erotic massage with grace and guile, soft strokes flowing like the music, with glimpses of Helen in the mirrors as she moves around, removing the last vestiges of her clothing as she goes. Occasional views of her firm breast and trimmed pussy. Helen all through this experience is in control, placing my hands and allowing fondling of her breast and clitoris, tantalising, then removing. She started paying greater attention to my cock and balls with slow strokes and caresses. Climbing on top me, still face down and sliding up and down, grinding her pubis area in to my back, soft kisses on my neck and back, whispers in my ear, thank god for the walled mirrors.
I was then asked to turn over on to my back, for the first time I had a view of the whole package, trim, toned figure with very firm, pert breast that ladies half her age would be proud of. More attention was paid to my, by now, stiff member, interspersed with running her nails lightly up and down my body and legs. This lady is a master (or should that be mistress) of the art of taking me to the very edge and bring me back, time and time again. This results in the most intense orgasm that I have had in ages, it seemed to go on and on and on.
Helen then helped me clean up and then we lay and chatted for a while before I was offered another bath before leaving.
As others have said, If you are looking for a full on full service then Discerning Helen is not for you, but if you want it to be all about you, then give it a go! You will not be disappointed.


On entering I was offered a coffee and biscuit, then lead upstairs to the massage room. Well laid out with scented candles burning and soothing background music. Helen asked me to undress for the assisted bath which takes place before the main event. Entering the bath Helen took care washing my "bits" then left me to dry off and join her in the massage room.

On entering the massage room I was met with the sight of Helen reclining on the massage table wearing only her bra and panties, she greeted me with a kiss and asked me to lie face down on the comfortable table. Mirrors are strategically placed round the room so you can have a view of what Helen is doing to you.

The next hour was filled with Helen delivering this amazing experience, incredibly soothing and erotic massage with grace and guile, soft strokes flowing like the music, with glimpses of Helen in the mirrors as she moves around, removing the last vestiges of her clothing as she goes. Occasional views of her firm breast and trimmed pussy. Helen all through this experience is in control, placing my hands and allowing fondling of her breast and clitoris, tantalising, then removing. She started paying greater attention to my cock and balls with slow strokes and caresses. Climbing on top me, still face down and sliding up and down, grinding her pubis area in to my back, soft kisses on my neck and back, whispers in my ear, thank god for the walled mirrors.

I was then asked to turn over on to my back, for the first time I had a view of the whole package, trim, toned figure with very firm, pert breast that ladies half her age would be proud of. More attention was paid to my, by now, stiff member, interspersed with running her nails lightly up and down my body and legs. This lady is a master (or should that be mistress) of the art of taking me to the very edge and bring me back, time and time again. This results in the most intense orgasm that I have had in ages, it seemed to go on and on and on.

Helen then helped me clean up and then we lay and chatted for a while before I was offered another bath before leaving.
As others have said, If you are looking for a full on full service then Discerning Helen is not for you, but if you want it to be all about you, then give it a go! You will not be disappointed.